Meditation

Clear and open my mind I'm told
But nature abhors a vacuum
It refills faster than I can empty
Flitting from thought to thought
As I banish them one by one

Grab a meditative thought
A gurgling stream to fill the void
But it won't remain without effort
So I fill in the cracks and crevices
With thoughts that defeat the purpose

Meditation is deliberate boredom
I don't know how to do that...
I seemingly never really can
Shut my mind to constant work
Without falling asleep

Satan’s Laugh – Part 3 (no longer a short story)

First Steps Home

His body was on fire – especially his right foot – but that was like saying a blow torch was hotter than a glowing red coal. He felt like he’d been under the treads of a tank, and wasn’t sure how he ended up here. A weak attempt to open his eyes did no good. Something was blocking his vision. He was vaguely conscious of some background noise, but his mind was so clouded he couldn’t quite make sense of it. The one noise he could make out was the distinctive whirr a Blackhawk made when you were sitting inside.

He tried to speak, hoping the unintelligible voices nearby would hear him and be able to tell him what had happened. The only sound that came out was a bit of a grunt and some gurgling. He tried moving his arms. They were strapped down, and the effort was extremely painful. He twisted his head, and he heard a voice saying something indistinct. Then, everything faded back to black.


He felt sick. Everything around him was moving and shifting. Had he somehow ended up on a boat? And his throat and mouth were extremely dry. He wanted to swallow to move some spit around and make it better, but there was something in the way. He shifted his weight a bit, and fiery bolts of pain shot through his right leg. Involuntarily he screamed, but no sound came out. Slowly becoming more aware of his surroundings, he became conscious of a throbbing pain in his leg and a burning sensation on parts of his face.

He was supposed to be in a truck headed to the Baghdad airport. The funerals were in three days, and it would take two of those to get home even if everything went smoothly. He made a conscious effort to open his eyes, but nothing would focus. In fact, he couldn’t see anything. He started to panic, and tried to get up, but felt like he was strapped down on something. Had he been captured and was he being tortured?

He heard a quiet beep, and a mild burning sensation radiated from the back of his hand and up his arm. The warmth spread across his body and the pain didn’t bother him any more. As little as it was, his efforts exhausted him; so he closed his eyes and faded back into temporary oblivion.


“Major Harwood…” He heard the voice as though it were from a distance and through a dense fog.

“Major Harwood,” the voice repeated, slightly more clearly and seemingly closer.

“Squeeze my fingers if you can hear me.”

Squeeze their finger… Why would somebody say that. He tried to open his eyes and look, but he could see nothing.

“Squeeze my fingers. You can do that for me.”

Jim was grasping for understanding, but it was eluding him. He could hear what she was saying, but was having difficulty figuring out what the words meant. He felt a squeeze on his right hand as the voice repeated, “It’s right here. Give my fingers a squeeze if you’re in there.”

Jim returned the squeeze with what he thought was firm pressure, but the feedback provided by his nervous system told him it was a feeble and barely noticeable touch.

“Do you know where you are? Squeeze my fingers again if you do.”

Wherever this was, it wasn’t the convoy. He was confused. Why was it so exhausting just to listen, and why was it so hard to answer.

“You’ve been injured, and we’re working to get you stable enough to transport back to the states.”

Jim squeezed the speaker’s fingers again, but that was all he could manage. He faded back into oblivion.


Over the course of several days, Jim was conscious more and more of the time. He was able to listen and focus for a few minutes at a time as doctors or nurses passed through his room, but they refrained from talking too much with him about his condition. Jim was still unsure what happened or how badly he had been injured. Even through the fog of whatever kind of pain medication they had him on, he understood that something was wrong with both his face and his right foot. Both of them hurt intensely.

He came to realize that his apparent blindness was a function of his head being wrapped in bandages. He also came to realize that they were heavily sedating him any time they changed the bandages. Someone would come in and quietly tell him they were going to change the dressings, and then he would fade out again – for how long, he couldn’t have said. In fact, he couldn’t have said how long he had been in the hospital. Time seemed ethereal. In his highly drugged state, he seemed ethereal.

Periodically when he was particularly drugged but still conscious, he would have terrifying hallucinations. He saw hundreds of spiders climbing on the ceiling. He saw the walls changing colors and warping in fantastical ways like he was inside a pop can that was being crushed. He saw little people dancing on the foot of his bed. He saw all this while his eyes were wrapped in bandages.

He saw other things too…He had nightmares – had them any time he was conscious of having been asleep. He saw the young girl who had been killed on his first raid standing over him with the knife in her hand hacking away at his leg and laughing with evil glee. He saw prisoners at Abu Ghraib and Camp Bucca mobbing him and tearing at his face with their bare hands. He saw the torture chamber his team had destroyed, only this time he was strapped to the crude table and Abu Bakr al Baghdadi was using a blow torch on his leg. Baghdadi was dead… Jim had shot him when he had tried to rush him during a field interrogation – had shot him twice in the head – but somehow that monster, with blood running down into his face from a little black hole above his left eye and another in his right cheek-bone, had returned and was torturing Jim.

There seemed to be an endless stream of horrifying dreams; all set during one of the many raids he had been on; all twisted just enough to be absolutely horrifying. These dreams never lasted long – they woke him up. They woke him up with his heart racing. They woke him up with his body twisting and trashing in his bed. They also woke up the nurses who would then come and try to calm him before adjusting his dose of narcotics to send him back into oblivion.


“Jim,” said a mildly familiar voice he had come to understand was the ranking physician in the part of the hospital where he was, “we’re going to send you to Brooke Army Medical Center.”

Jim nodded understanding. It was all he could manage since he still couldn’t talk. The ventilator tube down his throat prevented him making any real vocalizations.

Other than the fact that he was in an Army hospital, he had no idea where he even was, or how long he’d been here. Sometimes he felt like he’d been sitting in this bed for weeks. Other times he wasn’t sure whether he hadn’t just arrived. The last actually clear idea he had was climbing into the truck and driving out of the compound up in Anbar.

“They have a team here to pick you and a few others up and take care of you on the flight. They’re finishing crew rest in the next hour or so, and will start loading everyone as soon as they’re cleared. You’ll be back in the states tomorrow.”

Jim nodded again. That meant he was either in Balad or Landstuhl. Probably Balad. If they had taken him to Landstuhl he had been completely out for the duration of the transport.

“I don’t know how much you’ve been able to gather while you’ve been here. You’ve been pretty out of your mind the whole time.”

Jim nodded again.

“Your convoy was caught by a diversionary road-block just outside the city, and your truck took a direct hit from a shaped charge. The driver and gunner were both killed.”

More dead people he could blame himself for. Had they not come to pick him up, the convoy would have been part of an earlier run that apparently had made it without incident.

“You have serious flash burns on most of your face. We don’t know how your vision will be until we remove the bandages, and that has to wait a while yet. The swelling in your throat will need to come down before they can take the ventilator out. Even then, it may be a while before you can start breathing on your own and speaking again.”

Jim nodded again. His face was about the only part of him that wasn’t protected by flame-resistant stuff when he’d last geared up. During his more lucid times, he had assumed something of that sort was responsible for the breathing tube and face-wrap. However, it was still crushing to have it confirmed. Up to this point he had been able to hope for something less dramatic.

“Your foot was crushed by something inside the vehicle when it flipped over, and it had to be amputated just below the knee.”

Amputated…How could his foot hurt so bad if it weren’t even there anymore. No, the doctor must have made a mistake, but there wasn’t any way he could communicate how bad it hurt.

“Ft. Sam has the best burn unit in the DoD, and the center for the intrepid will be open soon. There’s nowhere in the world better at taking care of injuries like yours.”

Rehab. Why bother? Why couldn’t they have just let him die? Why hadn’t K9 just let him do it when he had the nerve? Was there really anything worth living for at this point?

“They also have an excellent center for traumatic brain injury. We don’t know how hard you got hit, but given the descriptions of your vehicle the pararescueman gave when they dropped you off, we’re pretty sure you’ll be dealing with at least a mild case.”

Jim was crushed. He was clearly broken beyond repair. He would be marred the rest of his life, all because of this misadventure in the most God-forsaken region of hell. In spite of his best efforts to find some kind of redemption in this fight, all he had found was the worst and most evil dregs of human-kind running unrestrained while raping and pillaging the little that remained of humanity. But he stopped there… it took too much energy to try and arrange his thoughts. Everything was foggy, and it took enormous amounts of energy to get coherent thoughts to form. He could process what people were saying, but that was about it.

“You have a visitor, if you’re up to it. It’ll only be for a few minutes though.”

Who could possibly be here to visit him? He nodded his consent anyway.

“I’ll send him in,” he said, adding a pause before continuing, “You won’t see me again, so I’ll wish you good luck and a quick recovery.”

Good luck… What the hell did the doctor know about luck. Luck had abandoned him before he had left home. Luck had taken away everything he cared about and left him scarred in more ways than one. Luck, if it were to do anything for him now, couldn’t do more than end his misery in oblivion, but he didn’t even have that much of the mysterious stuff. He wanted to spit in the face of that doctor, but that was out of the question.

Jim sat quietly angry, incapable of doing anything else, and contemplated what he could remember of the last year. It wasn’t much, but what he could remember was all damning. The effort wore him out and he began fading away again.

“Shepherd,” a voice said from seemingly far away, “are you in there?”

There was a short pause.

“Sir, can you hear me?” it asked, and this time it seemed to come from much closer by.

Jim, suddenly aware of a hand on his, gave a squeeze of acknowledgment. It was K9’s voice, but K9 had never before used his call sign to his face. The formalism of rank had always gotten in the way of that kind of informal address. He had often heard the team using it among themselves, but only Warlock had ever used it to address him directly.

“I’m coming home with you. Looks like we’re going to be in this together for a while longer.”

Jim desperately wanted to ask what had happened to him and about Killroy and Cooter. K9 seemed to understand.

“I took a round to the thigh after we dismounted. Tore a big hole that the doc’s say will slow me down for a while. One of the boys from the convoy got a tourniquet on me just in time. I’ll be running 10Ks again soon though,” K9 laughed to himself, “no way they’re going to make a couch potato out of me. Cooter and Killroy are already back at the outpost. They didn’t even get a scratch.”

Jim tightened his grip on K9’s hand, trying to ask for more details.

“Killroy’s been put in for a sliver star. He’s the one that pulled you out of the burning truck after I went down. Cooter took over command as soon as the blast went off, and rumor is that he’ll be decorated too.”

Jim relaxed, hoping K9 understood his thanks.

“Sir,” K9 said somewhat uncertainly, “would you mind if I asked for the two of us to stay together once we get back to the states?”

Jim gave the hand as firm a squeeze as he could manage, and nodded. K9 was about the closest thing to family he had left.

“Do you know why we all decided to call you Shepherd?”

Jim shook his head. He had assumed it had something to do with the crayon-colored stick-figures of his dog that Sammie would include in every letter.

“It started with the stick-figure pictures, but by the time it stuck we all felt like you cared about everyone on the team. You always did your best to protect anyone you came across. You’re a natural shepherd. Can I call you that from now on? Can I treat you like a brother instead of a boss?”

Jim nodded, and he could feel tears well up in his bandaged eyes. He didn’t feel like he’d earned that particular brand of respect, but it still made him feel good to know at least a few of the team believed it. He was getting tired, but would fight that off as long as needed in order to give K9 a chance to finish what he had to say.

“Shepherd, I’ve got other things to say, but they’ll have to wait. I’m supposed to be getting my stuff together for the flight. I’ll see you in San Antonio.”

Jim gave the hand another squeeze, then faded away again.


The next time he was conscious, he could hear the distinct sound of the inside of a C17 transport plane. He felt like he was freezing, and there was pressure on his hip that was uncomfortable. He tried shifting his weight, only to realize he’d been strapped in. Immediately he heard the step of a nurse nearby.

“How bad is your pain? Squeeze once for mild, three for bad, and two for bearable.”

With as high as he had been for days now, he was used to the room spinning around, but the added motion of the airplane was making him seriously nauseous. The last thing he wanted at this point was another dose. His face and foot hurt quite a lot, but not so bad he wanted to be drugged any more. He squeezed the hand once.

“Is there something you need? Once for yes, twice for no.”

A single squeeze. How could he tell the attendant what was wrong? He couldn’t talk.

“Are you cold?” the nurse guessed.

A single squeeze.

“I’ll get you some more blankets. Anything else?”

A single squeeze.

“I know the litter’s are pretty awful. Is there something I can do to make it more comfortable?”

A single squeeze. The nurse was clearly well practiced at this game.

“Above the waist?”

Two squeezes.

“Pressure on your hip?”

One squeeze.

“I’ll get some padding with the blankets.”

He disappeared for a moment and came back with a stack of warm blankets, using one to pad the offending area and the remainder to warm Jim up. Now more comfortable, Jim fell back into oblivion.


He’d been awake for several minutes, but couldn’t make out where he was. It was almost silent except for the sounds of the ventilator. He could also tell through the bandages and his closed eyelids that wherever he was, it was dark. He sat still, trying to pick up clues. Was he at Fort Sam Houston already? How long had he been unconscious?

He heard a light knock on the door and the handle rattle. A few footsteps followed, and a gentle hand was placed on his shoulder.

“Major Harwood,” she said just above a whisper, “are you awake?”

Jim nodded his head.

“Do you mind if I turn the lights on?”

He shrugged his shoulders. With his eyes bandaged over, he didn’t see how it could matter. She turned on the lights.

“I’m Doctor Mohammad, and I’ll be managing your care while you’re here with us.”

Jim didn’t respond. What difference did it make who was taking care of him?

“Can I take off the bandage on your head?”

Jim nodded consent. At this point, he was ready to see anything other than the back of his eyelids.

“If this hurts too badly, let me know,” she said as she began unwrapping his head. She didn’t say anything as she peeled away layer after layer of gauze. As she reached the final layers against his skin it began to stick, so she wet a sponge and used it to try and soften and loosen where it was sticking. It hurt intensely, and he was grimacing accordingly.

“It’s good that it hurts,” she said as she peeled the final layer away from his eyes. “That means there isn’t too much nerve damage. Can you open your eyes?”

Jim slowly blinked. The room was painfully bright as if he had just stepped out of a dimly lit room into full sunlight of a noon day. As his eyes adjusted he saw a diminutive woman in her thirties wearing a white lab coat and blue-green scrubs who had dark brown eyes, short dark brown hair, and perfectly straight and bright white teeth.

“Looks like they did an excellent job debriding this. Some of it will definitely scar pretty badly, but not as much as I had feared based on the notes in your chart. How’s your vision? Can you see me clearly?”

Jim nodded.

“Excellent,” she said, looking at his eyes through a scope. “Thank heaven for eye protection. You would have been blinded if your eyes had caught the same blast as the rest of your face. I think we can leave the bandages off for a while. And we don’t need to cover your eyes when we bandage you up again.”

Jim was grateful for that. Not being able to see had really impacted his perception of the world, and it was a relief to be able to see the faces of the people who were talking to him.

“It looks like the swelling in your airways may have started to go down,” she said, peering up his nostrils through the scope. “We may be able to get you off of this ventilator in a few days. Tomorrow, we’ll do a trial run for an hour and see how you do breathing on your own. If that goes well, we’ll start weaning you off of it immediately.”

She then moved to the foot of the bed and peeled back the blankets to expose his legs. For the first time, Jim saw that his right foot was missing from a few inches below the knee. In it’s place was a carefully bandaged stump. Jim looked away as the Doctor peeled away the bandages. He didn’t want to see the result.

“This is healing pretty well. I think they will start the process of fitting you for a prosthesis as soon as you are off the ventilator and self-mobile, but I’m not the expert there. That’s Doctor Franks, who will come see you in a few days.”

Jim steeled himself, then turned to look at the stump that had previously been the lower half of his shin and foot. It wasn’t nearly as gruesome as he had feared. The doctors had kept a large flap of skin and sown it over the stump with a long row of neat stitches.

“As for the burns, we’ll make a special splint to keep pressure on the burned parts of your face as soon as the ventilator comes out. The pressure will help limit the formation of thick scar tissue and keep you from losing mobility in your mouth.”

Great, Jim thought to himself, I’ll look like the phantom of the opera.

“We’ll start tapering down the sedation to improve your odds of going without the ventilator. If it gets too bad,” she said, handing him a push-button attached to the IV pump nearby, “press this button and the pump will automatically give you a small dose of medicine. You can push it as often as you like, but there is a limit to how much the system will deliver. Try to use it as little as possible.”

Jim nodded understanding, and reached for the controller. His hands were leaden, and it was all he could do to grasp the small object and set his hand down again. He was also beginning to have terrible difficulty following the conversation. The walls were moving, and the words periodically sounded like they were coming from inside a fish tank. Involuntarily, he closed his eyes and faded out once more.


The ventilator test had gone well, and by the following day the doctors had pulled the tube out of his throat. With the ventilator removed, they also were working to taper down the level of sedation, so Jim was aware of his surroundings more and more.

As soon as the ventilator had come out, they had replaced the bandages around his head with a piece of molded plastic that looked an awful lot like a hockey mask with an articulated chin and gel cushions on the inside of it. The pressure on the burns hurt quite a bit at first, but quickly the touch of the mask became preferable to having the skin exposed.

Assessing what he could from where he lay, he decided he was likely in an intensive care unit where nurses or residents came and went constantly. Every few hours, a nursing student would come in and ask a series of questions, followed a few minutes later by the real nurse, then the medical students on rotations, then the resident, and finally the supervising physician. This never-ending string of questions highly irritated him. First, his throat hurt and his voice was raspy from being intubated for so long. It hurt to talk, and that kind of hurt was about the only pain he could avoid by any means other than narcotics. Second, he honestly couldn’t remember the answers to many of the questions they asked.

They kept asking what happened. They asked how long he’d been unconscious after the accident. They asked questions he wished he could remember but couldn’t. They also asked questions like the last thing he could remember before the accident, and those were memories that were his, and his alone. He wasn’t about to tell some dumb medical student what he’d been thinking of when the world went black. Third, the last thing in the world he wanted right now was to be around a bunch of people. Why couldn’t they just record his damn answers the first time he gave them and replay them for the next group? That way they could bother him once, then leave him the hell alone. It wasn’t like his story was going to change in the fifteen minutes between visitors.

One of these processions had just come to an end, and Jim was grumbling to himself about the interruption, when he heard another knock at the door.

“What?” Jim asked angrily, if somewhat tiredly.

“Staff Sergeant Kelnhoffer wants to visit with you if you are up to it,” said a young Senior Airman who Jim knew worked in the ward.

“Sorry. I thought you were another doctor trainee,” Jim apologized sheepishly. “Let him come in.”

She pushed open the door and wheeled K9 into the room.

“They told me only family could come visit up here,” K9 said as he got nearer to Jim’s bed. “I told them we were brothers and Senior Airman Gomez here seemed to understand.”

Jim pushed the button that raised the head of the bead so he could be mostly upright.

“Aside from my parents,” Jim answered, “you’re the only family I have within 1500 miles.”

“Not quite. Monkey is around here too somewhere. Haven’t found him yet, but I will. You look like hell Shepherd.”

“They tell me it looks like raw hamburger underneath this mask,” Jim said as he turned to look at K9. He was in a wheelchair, and was missing his left leg with just a short stump extending below the hip. “I thought you said you would be running 10Ks?”

“I’ve been thinking about that. More likely I’ll do marathons. You know, they’ve got these racing wheelchairs that can really move. Either that, or we work together… between the two of us, we have a complete set of legs.”

Jim was almost shocked at how glib K9 was being. He couldn’t help but wonder if it was a just a show put on for his benefit.

“How do you do it?”

“Do what?”

“Be happy? With all we’ve been through, only to end up here on the island of broken toys.”

“Practice,” K9 answered. “This isn’t my first round. You and I have a long road ahead of us, and there will be plenty of time for philosophy along the way.”

“Have they talked to you about a prosthetic yet?” Jim asked. He was curious how long it would be before he could start that process, and was hopeful that K9 had already started down that road.

“Yeah. Basically, I have a choice between hanging a tree stump from my stump, using crutches, or riding in a wheel chair. There aren’t many good options for anything much more than walking. They say they should have it built in a few weeks, and I’ll start therapy with it as soon as it’s ready. How about you?”

“Nothing yet,” Jim answered downcast. “They just took me off the ventilator last night. Hopefully they’ll release me from solitary into general population now that I can breathe on my own.”

“Are your parents here?” K9 asked

“They arrived late yesterday. Staying at the Fisher House on Lackland. One here is full I guess,” Jim said. He was starting to have trouble talking. The muscles in his face hurt, and the skin around his mouth seemed to be on fire. He pressed the pain button, and the now familiar sensation swept over him as his attention span narrowed tremendously.

“Have they held the funerals yet?”

“No.”

“They going to hold off until you can make it?”

“Yeah.”

“I’d like to be there with you.”

“Okay.”

“Hang in there with me shepherd. Don’t let this gimped-up leg of mine deceive you. I’ve seen three-legged dogs do some amazing things, and if they can do it, so can I. I’m in there with you for the long-haul.”

“Find Mutt.”

“Will do. You look tired. I’ll come see you again tomorrow.”

“Thanks.”

Farewell Facebook

As a general rule, I am not an early adopter. I typically wait until the development of a new product has stabilized, features have improved, bugs have been worked out, and prices have come down. This was the case for my use of Social Media. I never once even viewed MySpace, I have no idea what the draw are to Twitter, Snapchat, Pinterest, and Instagram, and I even avoided Facebook up until just a couple years ago.

I began using Facebook a few years ago when I realized I was missing out on things my family were doing. I have a large family, and an enormous extended family. It’s difficult to keep up with them, and in fact, I have first cousins I haven’t seen in over twenty years. Facebook, for me, was supposed to be a way to keep in touch with them. Facebook was supposed to allow me to see at least a little of what they were up to and keep at least casual contact going, and it worked — for the most part.

Over time, I tried to use Facebook to do a few extra things. I wanted a broader audience for some of what I write, so I used it to share content I post here. When I went to print my poetry collection I offered the result up through Facebook. In both cases a few people were interested, but most of what I offered fell flat. Nothing I share with the broader public garners much attention, and Facebook didn’t change that.

For the last two or so years, I’ve tried to see the good in the platform. I’ve been aware of some of the joyful events in my sibling’s lives, and have watched them from afar as they’ve suffered through trials. This was the main purpose behind establishing an account in the first place. I’ve also found old friends with whom I’d lost contact somewhere in the long chain of moves and job changes. I’ve been able to get a glimpse into their lives since we last were together. With these successes, Facebook has been generally successful in doing what I wanted it to do.

If that were the end of the story I’d stop there and continue scrolling through posts and updates. Unfortunately, the reservations that formerly kept me from signing up for the service have proven to be justified. Facebook, for me, has turned into a barren wasteland with only a few small oases dotting it’s vast landscape. My understanding of the down-sides to Facebook has been growing, but it is still immature and incomplete. However, I have reached a point in the analysis where the bad heavily outweigh the good, the trend heavily favors continuation of that balance, and so it must go.

A few points in defense of my decision:

ONE: Our instant impersonal worldwide communication culture has created conditions where everyone is looking for an excuse to be a victim. There are very good odds that at least half of the ten or so people who will ever read this will feel like I am targeting them. Honest discussion is branded hate-speech, and any non-conformant opinion is deemed intolerance.

TWO: Facebook has been a polarizing force in the lives of those around me and has contributed to their misery. The online environment that Facebook has created fosters cliquish behavior that generally seems to create conditions where otherwise reasonable and kind people say and do things that are intended to marginalize, belittle, or generally crush people who hold a different opinion. People I care deeply about have used Facebook as a gathering space for their various sub-communities who focus on a given aspect of their identity. These groups have tended to shift from being a place to enjoy like-minded people into a forum for highlighting every attempted action they disagree with or fear as an effort to target them as a subgroup.

They focus on these events and develop a victim mentality that gets reinforced by the affirmations of others looking to be offended or feel attacked for their shared beliefs. Feeling attacked, they gather more tightly within the group and cling more tenaciously to the shared identity. Because they begin spending more and more time defending that aspect of themselves, it becomes a larger and more central piece of their identity and begins to push other things to the sidelines or off of the field completely. With the world reduced to a small number of contentious issues, they begin to feel personally attacked by any and all of the other subgroups, so they lash out in defense or revenge at the communities they feel are threatening them. Meanwhile, the groups they attack feel exactly like them, and return fire in what they believe is self-defense. This self-imposed segregation has resulted in a state of constant warfare where the only logical outcome is mutually assured destruction.

Conflict is necessary, but not in the frequency and amplitude engendered by the semi-anonymous and impersonal nature of online interactions. Things are said online that would never be said in person because there is a layer of dehumanization that is placed between you and the victim when communication isn’t face-to-face. It’s equivalent to the politicians and bureaucrats who are willing to send people to fight and die in foreign lands for political gain — they don’t see the costs and consequences at a human level. The kinds of conflict I see online are not necessary, and serve to make people miserable.

THREE: I prefer to see the best in people, but that can become difficult when I get a glimpse of some of the unfiltered and poorly thought-through things they post — and the worst part is that I’ve been guilty of doing this myself. Watching some of what people post just makes me more aware of the intellectual poverty around me, and exposes me to parts of people’s inner workings I’d rather remain ignorant of. The same person who posts something supporting late-term abortion with the slogan “My body, my choice” will shortly thereafter post something supporting forced vaccination in direct opposition to the very same “my body, my choice” argument made earlier. People seem to revel in their intellectual bankruptcy.

Facebook and other online tools make it possible for people to accentuate their bad sides, and find those few who agree with them to reinforce them.

Facebook makes it simple and preferable to boil a complex topic down into a single sentence “meme” that garners a gut reaction without addressing any of the complexity or nuance that is intrinsically linked to any contentious topic. This kind of communication makes people appear intolerant, angry, impatient, unkind, ignorant, selfish, etc… If that is who people really are, I’d rather be unaware of it.

Facebook (through likes and affirming comments) rewards posts that pander to a specific audience, creating a vicious cycle of positive feedback. Application and reception of positive feedback, if not managed very carefully, leads to instability and system failure.

FOUR: People will post a range of things attacking others for disbelieving any number of things that science has “proven.” Be it climate change, vaccinations, the specific shape of the globe, or countless other issues, anyone with a heterodox opinion is vilified. Let me be clear, I believe in science. I have a PhD in Electrical Engineering that incorporated large parts of the curriculum from the Physics Department. I am a scientist, but I would never try to use the outcome of “science” to belittle someone else, and it bothers me when others do that.

Anyone who actually believes in science understands that there is great utility in questioning previous conclusions and assumptions. In the early 20th century, physicists thought they understood how the world worked (with the exception of a few “minor” inconsistencies that they were sure would be quickly resolved). A handful of heretics questioned a few of the fundamental assumptions on which Newtonian mechanics was based, applied heretical views to the few “minor” issues, and quantum mechanics was born. If you like the capabilities represented by your computer and any number of other modern conveniences, you need to thank the heretics.

Anyone who actually believes in science understands that we fundamentally know almost nothing about anything. They understand that all of our knowledge is based on assumptions, approximations, and models, and that these are only useful to the extent that the results it produces are consistent with observation and useful for prediction. Newtonian mechanics is based on this logic, and is quite useful for a wide range of applications, but it is fundamentally incapable of explaining some critical observations. In a sense, Newtonian mechanics is “wrong.” By the Facebook standard of treatment, anyone who happens to believe in the macro-scale concepts of mechanics would be branded a heretic and a mental midget. Anyone who would take time to study and understand Newtonian mechanics would be ostracized and made to feel like a pariah. Never mind the fact that for most people Newtonian mechanics is more than adequate to explain their experiences.

People who understand science will acknowledge that the underlying assumptions on which all our understanding is based may be fundamentally wrong. Heretical views may be wrong, but they may also contain the key to unlocking a whole new universe of possibilities. An unwillingness to countenance heretics is a fundamental hallmark of intolerant dogma — not science. It saddens me to see anyone fall victim to intolerant dogma as either a receiver or giver, and yet, that is the vast majority of what I see posted on Facebook. Dogma should be a personal matter, and it should be tolerant of those who don’t conform.

FIFTH: Facebook hasn’t proven to be particularly useful. I thought, for a time, that Facebook would provide me a a broader audience for my poetry and other writings. All told, only a few additional people have even noted the existence of my work as a result of Facebook. I suppose I could use Facebook’s tools to heavily advertise and market, and that I could commercialize what I do. It’s well suited for that purpose. However, I’ve come to the conclusion that any attempt to monetize or commercialize what I produce is counterproductive. Commercializing it takes all the joy out of it. If I don’t find joy in it, it isn’t worth doing, and the results from trying are terrible.

There are other reasons I’m ready to ditch my Facebook account, but they follow along these same lines. I haven’t been able to determine that Facebook has done anything to make my life, or the lives of those around me, better.

Tapestry

Single threads placed one at a time
Contrasting in color and tone
When viewed from the weavers stance
Seem random and jumbled - meaningless
Laid in over time and with great effort
It asks us to wait, then step away
To discover the grander design

Satan’s Laugh – Part 2

This is part 2 of the story. Part one can be found here.

Convoy

Jim picked up his M9, loaded a round in the chamber, dropped the hammer, pulled the magazine, and added an extra round from a few loose ones he kept in one of the pouches on his vest. There were three more magazines in various locations across his gear, all of them full, none of them ever used. The handgun was a backup, and he’d never needed it. Without having to even look, he quickly secured the pistol in the holster attached to mollie straps on the left side of his chest.

He next picked up his rifle, verified that the chamber was empty, sent the bolt forward, rotated the safety selector to burst, inserted one of his seven magazines with a slap, and gave it a tug to ensure it was locked in securely. All it would take was a quick pull on the charging handle and he’d be in business. It was a motion he had become very comfortable with over the last year. He clipped the rifle to the single-point sling hanging across his chest starting at his left shoulder, then turned to walk through that door for the last time.

He paused briefly and looked up again at the familiar lettering, including the rough blot of paint covering over the first two words. The red of the original was starting to bleed through the white patch, and it was legible to anyone who looked at it more than casually. Maybe that was a good thing.


Jim sat, pouring over the four-foot wide by six foot long printout he had spread across the table in the ready room. He’d been feeding all the information they’d collected into an algorithm he’d developed during his time in graduate school. The result was supposed to be a neat breakdown of known linkages and interdependencies. It was also supposed to identify the most likely points of intersection that had yet to be positively identified. Find an unknown intersection, and the odds were very good that it contained a high-level facilitator or leader. That was the theory at least, and it had worked excellently on the test data he had culled from the Al Qaida of 2001 and 2002. In fact, he could claim credit – at least in classified settings – for several very high-level take-downs in Afghanistan.

It was one of those take-downs, he was sure, that was responsible for him being here now. Damn that briefing. He should have kept his mouth shut.

Things were different here. In theory he was supposed to do real-time analysis and use that to identify and roll-up the next target before the enemy could react. The fundamental goal, he’d been told, was to use his analysis to map out the local leadership hierarchy and figure out where the head of the beast was so the Army or Air Force could decapitate it. The idea was simple. Someone was behind the persistent insurgency, and all he had to do was to work his way through the data to map out the clans, tribes, and other social structures that determined so much in this sixth-century culture. He was to use that data to find the head and cut it off (or at least a relatively small handful of heads). Do that, and the beast would die. That was the theory.

The reality was a little different. In fact, the more data he gathered the more fragmented and fractured the results became. As they rolled up one warlord or cell after another, the map began to disintegrate into small clusters of genuinely unimportant thugs. Had that disintegration come with a similar destabilization of the insurgency he would have called it a success, but it didn’t. Something was eluding him. There was a missing connection somewhere. There had to be.

His eyes swept back and forth, but kept coming back to a cluster of people the team had taken a few nights back. They all seemed to have some connection in common, but he hadn’t been able to get that information out of them. The people they’d found were mostly just shopkeepers and craftsmen who had been coerced by brutal threats. If he could convince them they had nothing to fear, if his team could take out their controllers, they might be more willing to talk.

“Warlock,” Jim said when he saw him enter the room, “I think we need to take a flight to Mercury. I want to talk to the guys we rolled up last week.”

“I’ll call in and see what we can work out,” Warlock promised and then left the room.

Jim continued pouring over his diagram for several more minutes until Warlock came back in.

“Chopper’ll be here in an hour. But it’s headed to Bucca. Your guys got transferred there last night.”

“Fine,” Jim answered, “if that’s what it takes. I’ll probably be gone a few days.”

Warlock nodded, then turned and left him alone with his thoughts. He spent the next hour formulating a strategy for convincing the four men that he already knew what it was he was after. He scanned the chart again, and again, making sure he understood the connections well enough that he could catch enough of their lies to corner them.

The helicopter arrived as expected, lifting off and banking away from the outpost before Jim had a chance to strap in. Once above the range of RPG and small-arms fire, the pilot leveled off and delivered as smooth a ride as can be expected in a Blackhawk. By the time they had landed Warwick had called ahead and explained the purpose of the visit, so a small team had gathered to meet him as he stepped away from the aircraft.

“Jones, S3,” said a tall, lankly looking Major who seemed to be the head of delegation, “but I go by Lurch most of the time. Warlock tells me you go by Shepherd.”

Jim grimaced. He’d been trying to avoid a call sign, but the team had recently branded him after asking what kind of rat-dog was next to the unicorn on the picture Lilly had sent. Immediately, a universal cry of Sheppard went up, and when he tried to protest they offered only one alternative… rainbow unicorn. Shepherd would have to do.

“Warlock and I go way back,” Lurch said by way of explanation. “Anyway,” he continued, “Grammar here will set you up with an interrogation room and will keep you company while you’re in the compound. He’s pretty new to the interrogation game, but from what I hear, you’ll end up doing all the talking anyway.”

Jim handed Sergeant Grammar a folder with info on the prisoners he wanted to talk to. “I’d like to see if we can talk to these guys today, then let them stew on what I tell them overnight and hit them again early in the morning.”

“Yes sir,” Grammar answered, handing the folder back to Jim. “Mister Warwick sent over the info electronically. Paper copies can be dangerous around here. Anyway, I’ll round ’em up as they leave chow. You’ll only get a few minutes each this round or else the other detainees will figure out that you’re talking to them. We’ll have to arrange medical appointments or the like tomorrow if you want more time.”

“That’ll have to do, I guess.”

“In the mean time,” Grammar continued, “I’ll show you to a rack you can use tonight, then I’ll take you to the chow hall for some hot food. It’s about the only advantage to working here.”

The thought of hot food brightened Jim’s mood significantly, and within a few minutes he was sitting at a table eating hot beef stew, fresh local flatbread, and cold ice cream with real utensils. He’d forgotten how much he liked food given that all he’d eaten for quite a while now was MREs. He stood and walked over to the ice cream machine to refill, then sat back down and ate it as slowly as he could without it completely melting.

Just when he was finishing up, Sergeant Grammar walked up and informed him that the detainees were prepped and ready. He stood and followed him to a nearby room built from concrete block and plywood containing nothing but a small table and three chairs. Jim took one of the chairs, and the interpreter (who had appeared seemingly out of nowhere) took another. Grammar turned and went out to collect the first detainee for questioning. Less than a minute later, he returned with a handcuffed figure who was unceremoniously dumped into the third chair. Apparently, Grammar would be standing.

“Remember,” Grammar cautioned, “anybody finds out who you are talking to, they might as well be dead. We can’t keep these guys out of the block for more than a few minutes today or their `mates’ will assume they’ve been talking.”

These pleasantries over, the interrogation started and continued for roughly fifteen minutes before the detainee was returned to their cell. This processes continued three more times in rapid succession. It wasn’t much time, but it was enough for Jim to make his case and plant the seeds of doubt he hoped would germinate overnight.


“Shephard,” Lurch said, lightly shaking Jim by the shoulder, “wake up.”

“Huh?”

“We’ve had an incident.”

“What?”

“Your boys are all dead. Targeted in their sleep.”

Jim sat up with a start, briefly believing the discussion had to do with his team back at the COP. “What happened?”

“Don’t know for sure, but at least a dozen other detainees used bed sheets to hold them down and beat them to death. Best guess is someone figured they’d been talking.”

Jim felt sick to his stomach. Still disoriented he asked, “What time is it?”

“0330. I know it’s early, but I thought you ought to know.”

“Damn. What next?”

“For now? Go back to sleep I guess. We’ll figure out logistics tomorrow.”

Lurch turned and quietly left the room. Jim rolled over and fell back into his customary restless sleep.


“What a waste,” Jim said to himself as he stuffed the few things he had with him in is ruck. “All I have to show for it is a few half-decent meals and a few more bodies in my count.”

As he moved to zip the bag shut, the contents of the folder that had contained dossiers were briefly exposed. The dossiers had been replaced. Almost hesitatingly, he pulled the folder from his bag and opened the cover. The pages that had been a picture and detailed description of low-level insurgent nobodies were indeed gone, replaced with copies of a flier advertising movies that played in the evenings when the chow hall doubled as a theater for off-duty staff. Someone must have switched them when he briefly left the table to refill his ice cream. Those men died because he decided to indulge in an extra helping of ice cream and had been careless with a piece of paper.


Warlock was waiting for him as he walked through the door into the ready room. He wanted to talk, but Jim was in no mood. He waved Warlock off, went through the room to a small maintenance area, retreived a can of paint he’d noticed a few weeks ago, and returned to the ready room. Pulling a chair over, he used a folded up wad of paper towels as a brush and painted over the first two words above the door.

“Plan to kill everyone you meet” was all it said now. Nothing about being polite, nothing about being professional, and now… nothing about having a plan. Each truncation of the original quote had brought the sentiment closer to the reality of this God-forsaken place.


“What’s your callsign?” Jim asked the driver.

“Slider.”

“Capstone, slider,” Jim called over the radio mounted just to his left.

“Go ahead slider,” came the answer.

“Loaded up and headed out.”

“See you in a few hours. Safe travels.”

Jim put the microphone back and turned to the driver, “Lets hit the road.”


“I’m so lonely here,” Leslie sobbed uncontrollably. It was the first video chat in over a month, and it didn’t take long to confirm what he had suspected for a while. After the first admission, a string of confessions came out, each one piercing him. Making him feel like he had abandoned his family. It wasn’t what she had intended, but that didn’t really matter. Her herculean efforts to hide her pain, depression, and worry from him had collapsed.

“I’m so sorry,” was all Jim could say. He didn’t know what to say. There was literally nothing he could do.

“Everyone just assumes you’ve left us.”

It was too true, and it hurt to hear her say it. He had left, but not of his own free will.

“Let them assume what they want. You know they’re wrong.”

“I’m so tired too. Lilly cries herself to sleep almost every night, and she wakes me up over and over again having nightmares.”

“I’ve been worried about you.”

“And when I do manage to fall asleep, I have nightmares about what you’re going through over there.”

“Don’t worry about me, I’m in the best hands possible.”

“I need you. So does Lilly.”

“I need you too.”

The conversation continued like this for most of the next half an hour, during which time Jim felt more and more miserable and powerless every minute. Finally Leslie calmed down a bit, giving Jim a chance to think.

“Honey?”

“Yes?”

“Load the car up and go to your mom’s for a while. You need some help, and I can’t give it from here.”

“I can’t just leave the house empty,” she protested emptily.


The convoy had come to the outpost to deliver supplies, so neither the trucks nor the drivers were his guys. The only people he knew were K9, Killroy, and Cooter who were each in a different vehicle. That was a mixed blessing, he decided. If something happened to one of them, it would only happen to one of them. On the other hand, he didn’t know the crew of his truck, and so didn’t trust them particularly.

They drove onward without a word among the crew for several miles before the driver broke the quiet.

“I heard you rolled up a bunch of the Sadr organization.”

“Not so much Sadr, they seem to have stayed in their sandbox.”

“But you got a lot of bad dudes, right?”

“Ba’athists, old-fashioned Al Qaida, Iranians, Yemenis, Saudis, Palestinians, Chechens, Americans, Brits, Canadians, Pakistanis, Turks, Uygurs…” he trailed off as if to say there were plenty more.

“Roads have been pretty quiet. We should be in Ramadi in about 40, and have you in the Green Zone within another two hours after that. Maybe an hour and a half.”

Jim just nodded in acknowledgment.

“You rotating home?”

Another nod.

“Gotta be nice. The rotator leaves tomorrow, so you won’t even have to stay in Baghdad longer than overnight.”

“I’m not on the rotator,” Jim admitted. “My flight leaves as soon as I make the plane.”


“Sir,” Warlock said as he approached from behind.

“Don’t tell me,” Jim said acidly, “another hot tip like the last one.”

“About sums it up.”

“When was the last time we had a hot tip from someone that actually panned out to be more than a small-scale IED factory? About the only good tips we’ve ever gotten we’ve developed on our own.”

Warlock shook his head silently. Truth be told, almost all the hot tips turned out to be nothing at all except an excuse to survive another ride into the hostile unknown.

“Never mind. I don’t suppose it really matters,” Jim said, cutting himself off. “This one might be the final straw that breaks the insurgency, right?”

Warlock twisted the corners of his mouth into a doubtful lopsided grin. “Yeah, I suppose so.”

Both of them had become jaded over the last several months. The hope they had of making a real difference had been trampled by hard experience. It was a sure sign that it was time to find someone else for the job, but unfortunately, that didn’t agree with CENTCOM’s calendar masters.

“Well, let’s go fishin’ I guess.”

The team spent several minutes doing what by now was completely routine planning. Ingress and egress routes, locations for security pickets, identifying who would be on the entry team. It was all so familiar any of them could have done it in their sleep, and this particular neighborhood had become so frequent an objective that they really didn’t need the map.

“Cookie cutter,” Monkey observed.

“Wrap and pack,” K9 agreed.

“Careful,” Warlock warned, “don’t get lazy. That’s a good way to get killed.”

They all silently agreed, and went back about their business. Within an hour, the entire team had assembled their gear, loaded the trucks, and were ready for departure. Now it was just a matter of waiting until the witching hour. Everyone except warlock and Jim found a semi-comfortable position in the ready room and tried to sleep. There really wasn’t any better way to pass the time, and they had all mastered the fine art of sleeping on command. They planned to be on-scene an hour before sunrise.

“You should try and get some sleep,” Jim cautioned.

“And you shouldn’t?”

“I snuck in a nap earlier today,” Jim lied.

“Yeah, me too. While we were standing with our eyes open.” Warlock was starting to look tired. Not sleepy, but tired in a much deeper sense of the word. Jim was pretty sure he looked even worse himself.

“What do you have to go back to?” Jim asked. They’d never talked about home before, but somehow it just seemed like the time to ask.

“Nothing.”

“Nothing?”

“Nothing. Wife left me two deployments ago after selling off everything I owned. Blew all the cash on drugs before I got home, so there wasn’t anything to argue over in the divorce. We never had kids. Parent’s died a few years back while I was in Afghanistan. This is all I have left. I’ll probably start angling for another deployment as soon as I get back.”

“Oh.”

“What about you?”

“Wife and kid.”

“I know that much,” Warwick admitted. “They surviving okay?”

“Not really. Timing was really bad for my family.”

“So I see the Air Force cares about as much about that kind of thing as the Army.”

“We’re just numbers,” Jim said flatly. “The bean-counters don’t see you. All they see is an MOS, rank, and date of last deployment.”

“What you goin’ to do after this?”

“Dunno. I’m kinda worried about being around normal people again.”

“It takes a while,” Warwick admitted before turning a crooked smile toward Jim. “Most people on the outside frown on caressing an M4 in public places.”

Jim stopped, realizing he had been doing exactly that. Warwick just laughed quietly and gave his own rifle a pat. Those inanimate pieces of black aluminum, steel, and plastic were some of the closest friends anyone on the compound had. If given the choice between a supermodel and their rifle to take to bed, most would pick the rifle at this particular point in time.

“Why do you always take point when going into a building?” Jim asked. He’d noticed the unusual behavior quite a while ago, but had never asked.

“If anyone’s going to take it in the face on my team, I don’t want to live to see it. They’ve all got something to go home to or at least look forward to. Me… all I have to look forward to is an aluminum box, a flag, and a last salute at Dover.”

Jim just nodded with a sense of finality and understanding, then changed the subject to ask about Warwick’s pre-army life. The two talked for another hour before Warwick started nodding off like the rest of the team. It was the first time Jim had talked of home with anyone, and it was something of a relief. Being the only officer on the outpost could be extremely lonely. Everyone was respectful, but there was a barrier there. He’d never have the kind of brotherhood that existed between the other team members. Now with Warwick asleep he was alone again with his thoughts. He had come to hate that condition.

It didn’t last though. The next he knew, he was being nudged awake. Dreamless sleep. A rare luxury. Dreams lately were either nightmares or just made him long for home and things that couldn’t be. If he could have found a way to satisfy the physical need for sleep without ever having another dream he would have instantly traded away the best dreams he’d ever had for a few nights of quiet rest. None of that really mattered at the moment, though. It was time to load up. Everyone silently geared up, mechanically checking and re-checking weapons, ammunition, armor, and anything else they relied on. Then they shuffled to the waiting trucks.

“QRF’s on standby,” K9 reported.

“Let’s get this over with,” Jim directed. On-command, the trucks all started and began rolling towards the gate without headlights or anything else that might give away their position and intent. A few minutes later they arrived at the objective and the full team rolled out of the truck in a single motion. The pickets set up a perimeter while the breaching team blew the lock with a 12 gauge shotgun and a swift kick. The clearing team entered the house and began sweeping from room to room. Jim and the remaining team members followed a few meters behind, carrying what had become their standard forensic equipment – essentially just a computer and cameras – in addition to their battle rattle.

As the clearing team entered a small room, Jim heard a deafening explosion and chunks of concrete pelted him in the face. He hurried to the source of the explosion, scanning carefully as he entered the room to ensure there weren’t any tripwires or pressure plates.

Warwick was down. So were Monkey and Mutt. In the middle of the room was a mangled upper torso and head of a young child. He couldn’t have been more than six. Some sick son of a bitch had rigged the kid with a suicide belt.

“Wolfpack three, wolfpack one,” Jim said into his radio.

“Go for three.”

“We’ve got three down. Call for immediate medivac, and get the QRF en-route.”

“Roger.”

“The building hasn’t been cleared yet. We’re going to hole up where we are until help arrives.”

While Jim made the radio calls, K9 and Killroy were already down and working on the two younger soldiers. Jim moved over to Warwick and started assessing him. There was a blood-tinged clear liquid dripping from his nose. He was totally unresponsive.

“Don’t quit on me Warlock,” Jim shouted angrily.

“Monkey’s gone,” Killroy announced.

“What about Mutt?”

“Not dead sir, but pretty roughed up,” K9 responded. Mutt hadn’t been fully in the room when the blast went off, and had been partially shielded by the wall. He was bleeding from his ear, and had several deep cuts on his face and arm from shrapnel. He would be going home, assuming he survived. K9 had just finished tightening up the windlass on a tourniquet, and was working to bandage the more severe wounds on his arms.

Killroy came over and took over Warlock’s care. “He’s in a bad way sir. But if he can make it to Balad, I think he’ll have a chance.”

Gomer, who had stepped into the room to help with the injured, looked at the scene and growled angrily, “he’s lookin’ at a full-on comedy tonight. Just roaring with laughter.”

Jim turned and looked around the room. No bomb making equipment. No computers. Nothing but the fragmented remains of a little boy. The only addition to the room that he hadn’t seen on his initial entry was another body, a woman wrapped completely in a black shawl except for her hand. In that hand was an improvised switch with frayed and burnt wires laying on the floor. Jim was certain there would be propaganda claims on the streets before they got back to the compound that his guys had killed the both of them.


“Been uncommonly quiet on this corridor lately,” the driver said over the drone of the engine and other road noise.

“Sorry, what?” Jim hadn’t been listening.

“I said it’s been pretty quiet in this sector for a while now,” he almost shouted.

“We’ve spent months trying to shut down that kind of thing. Both Bucca and Abu Ghraib are full of guys who have a vendetta against my team.”

He couldn’t bring himself to share the fact that the end result of all that work hadn’t really been a reduction in the number of roadside bombs. If you actually looked at the numbers, the current lull was nothing more than a statistical anomally. In fact, he’d been able to show pretty conclusively that all his work had done was to break up the larger and more organized cells into smaller and more independent units. It was like the mythical hydra – for every head they had cut off at least two new ones had grown back in. Not only that, but with every dead leader or shut-down cell the newcomers got wiser and wiser about staying out of sight. The hunting had been difficult lately. Worse, they had been hunted.


They were down three. Three in a single mission that hadn’t even resulted in any useful outcome. The three most experienced men. Two were gone forever. Why? What purpose had their deaths served? He didn’t have an answer.

He’d just gotten off of a phone call with Leslie. Lilly had refused to even talk to him, and only screamed when Leslie put the phone to her ear. He knew at some level that it was just the nature of a seven year old, but it still hurt. Hurt more than he dared let on. Thankfully, Leslie had told him she’d started sleeping better, and had quit talking so much about the possibility of her dad dying. He hoped it wasn’t because she was forgetting him… but he had his doubts. It had been almost a year since he’d spent more than a few days at a time with her.

The conversation with Leslie hadn’t gone particularly well either. He couldn’t say anything about the failed mission the week before. Couldn’t tell her about the image of the little boy haunting him around every corner. He couldn’t tell her about how close he was to being in the room when the blast occurred. In short, he couldn’t tell her anything. It stayed bottled up inside of him. On the other hand, she had broken down completely. In fact, most of the conversation had been nothing more than the sound of her crying. He felt like a miserable failure.

He’d failed at finding the mythical center of mass for this elusive enemy. He’d failed to protect his team. He’d failed to see the pattern of testing their responses that had resulted in a series of tips that went nowhere but revealed their operational techniques. He’d failed his family by leaving them. He’d failed himself, though he couldn’t put his finger on exactly how. He’d failed to find any meaning in this war that was progressively sucking the life out of him and everyone around him. Failure all around. What was the point?

He looked at the holstered M9 on the shelf. Every time he’d picked that weapon up lately he had flashes of fear – usually accompanied by images of him using it on himself. Sometimes those images would invade his sleep. Sometimes they persisted well after he’d put it out of sight. Always, at least so far, he’d managed to write it off as irrational. Lately, those images came accompanied by little visual snippets like the rolling eyes of the girl killed on his first raid. Were humans worth saving? Nobody else around here seemed to feel any need to value human life… why should he?

He’d seen the lights go out in people’s eyes enough times now to know how death progressed. Put the bullet in the right place, and all it would take is a single trigger pull. He’d never even hear the blast. Wouldn’t feel anything. It’d just be over. What would that be worth?

His memory told him he once believed it actually wouldn’t be over, that there was more after this life, but none of that made sense in the context surrounding him. How could it? He couldn’t remember at the moment why he’d ever believed. Couldn’t remember what it had felt like to believe. Couldn’t believe. If there was a God, how could he let people become this depraved. If there was a God, why would he take so much away from him. If there was a God, why would God abandon him and leave him on his own. That sense of abandonment, the sense of being cut off, the knowledge that it didn’t used to be that way. Those things hurt deeply.

He thought about how it would hurt Leslie, but that didn’t make sense either. Every raid the odds of him coming home in a box increased, and that was apparently acceptable. He could roll out tomorrow night and never come home. Everyone accepted that. However, if he did die on-duty she’d never know exactly how or why. Too much of what he did was classified. If he died here, on his own terms, he could leave a note at least so she would understand. But then, there was no way he could write down what he felt… he didn’t even understand it all, little lone know how to communicate it.

Then there was the reality of going home. It terrified him. Assuming he survived, he wasn’t the man she had married. He was broken. He was very broken. Wouldn’t it be easier for her to deal with the death of her husband in a war zone far far away than deal with the dead, but still ambulatory, one the Air Force would return to her?

And Lilly… wouldn’t she be better off if Leslie got remarried to someone who could be there for her? She was young enough that she wouldn’t even really remember him in the long-run.

He slowly and deliberately reached for the pistol and unholstered it, turning it over and over in his hands, looking at it, feeling its weight in his hands. The metal felt cold and smooth against his skin. It’d be easy, he told himself. Everyone would be better off this way, he told himself. It was the only way to fix things, he told himself.

He ejected the magazine, checking to make sure it was full. It was. He reinserted it. He checked the chamber. There was a round in the pipe. The safety was off and the hammer down. It would be a long trigger pull. He cocked the hammer to make it lighter. He put the muzzle in his mouth, pointed slightly upward. The metallic taste made him gag, and he set the pistol back down. “You insignificant, weak, stupid man,” he told himself, throwing himself backwards in the chair in disgust. He was a failure at even this.

He reached for the pistol one last time, determined not to let anything stop him. Just as he got a firm grip, and was lifting it from where he’d set it, a booming voice rang out.

“Sir, put the gun down!”

K9 was standing just to his right. Lost in his mental abstraction, he hadn’t heard the giant approaching. Before Jim could do anything, K9 had put one enormous hand on his shoulder, and the other on his wrist, pinning it against the table until Jim let go of the gun.

Jim collapsed into the big man’s arms, sobbing uncontrollably.


The convoy had entered the outskirts of Ramadi. It was a ways from where their outpost had been, but he knew the streets here very well. How many times had the come down here to roll someone up. As he surveyed the destroyed buildings on either side of the road, he tried to remember just how many his team had been responsible for. It couldn’t be that many… Maybe two or three dozen? Fifty at most. Either way, it was a drop in the bucket.

Seeing the place in the daylight was different. Almost every time he’d been here it had been between one and four in the morning. Black. Most the rest of the times he’d flown overhead in a helicopter. It looked bad from the air, and bad in the dark, but the sun shone light into corners that were otherwise invisible. Corners that looked much better unseen. You couldn’t see the kids playing in the rubble from a helicopter. At least not well enough for it to really sink in.

He wondered why anybody had stayed here when things got hot. Why would you stay somewhere that was killing you (slowly or otherwise) when everything you had or cared about was being taken away? Why not pack up what you could carry and leave?


Sitting at his desk, he opened the ruggedized laptop and logged in. The process generally took several minutes, and once the login was complete, it took several more minutes for email to update over the sketchy internet connection here. He stood and stepped to the door of the hooch, squinted against the intense sun. Nothing had changed. At least not visibly. Everything was sandy brown and outright ugly. He had two months left here, but going home was just as scary as staying here. He felt stuck in between. Between what, he couldn’t have told anyone, but one thing he could say with certainty was that there were few places in the world he hated more than this small outpost in a destroyed city in the desert. But it wouldn’t do to think those thoughts now. He still had to survive two more months.

Returning to his computer, he found that email had updated, and that there was one from Leslie. He opened it fearfully, but hoping for good news. She had been so low the last time they talked. The way she talked she wasn’t doing any better than he was. He wondered if he would ever be able to tell her about his own struggles, but decided they would remain his own for now at least. Sharing that burden with her wouldn’t lighten his own load and would only make things harder for her.

As he read a small burden lifted. She’d been thinking about what he’d told her and had decided to take Lilly and make the road-trip to her mom’s house in Idaho. It was a solid two-day drive from San Antonio, but she had made arrangements to stay a few days with friends from a previous assignment who were currently living in Albuquerque. Her plan was to stay at her mom’s house until he got home.

“Good,” he thought, “I need her to have the help.”


As the convoy left Ramadi, Jim thought to himself how quickly the relative green of irrigated fields evaporated into barren desert. He was so tired of the brown. Especially the empty, wasted, barren brown of a God forsaken desert. Why would anyone fight over this place. What drove men to do that?


“Gomer,” Jim said angrily, “what do you mean?”

“Sir?”

“What gives you the right to talk about laughing when we’re in the middle of shit storms. Every time something goes really wrong, you start talking about laughing.”

“That’s Satan’s laugh, sir.”

“What?”

“If you listen, you can hear Satan laughing at the awful things men do to each other. Sometimes it sounds like gunfire, but usually I don’t so much hear it as feel it.”


Satan’s laugh. He could hear it now. Gomer had been the first in the team to recognize it, but now everyone else understood and recognized it. For months now, they had started every mission with a silent prayer of “Lord, no laughing tonight please.” He had uttered those same words under his breath as he had been climbing into the truck he was now in.

The worst thing for Jim was that he now he heard it all the time. It didn’t matter where he was or what he was doing, he could hear and feel that cackling hateful laugh. He could sense the devil’s glee in the destruction, moral breakdown, and general despair all around him. It helped him understand why Gomer was so quiet all the time. It also made him feel empty and angry, and it was his most constant companion.


“Sir,” K9 said, sticking his head inside the hooch.

“Yeah?”

“We’ve got an unscheduled chopper coming in about half an hour.”

“What for?”

“Didn’t say, other than to make sure you were here when it arrived.”

Jim couldn’t help but wonder if word had gotten out about his near suicide. Maybe he was being relieved. Had he failed that badly?

Maybe it was an investigation of the raid that had killed Mutt and Warlock. Would they be here to accuse him of failing to take care of his team? Would they try and pin the blame on him for not recognizing the pattern of testing and response that had preceded the deaths?

His mind raced from one scenario to another, and back again. How could he know anything based on the description K9 had given him? That ignorance did nothing to stop his mind from attempting to fill in the blanks with anything and everything… just so long as the end result was bad and pinned on him.

Jim turned to his work and tried to distract himself the way he generally did when thoughts took on a life of their own. It wouldn’t work. His ability to shut out the unwanted was failing again. He stood, walked outside, and began pacing the yard – weaving in and out of the trucks and barriers. Movement helped, but it wasn’t enough. He continued to pace nervously until he heard the thumping of a helicopter in the distance. He turned and scanned the sky, searching for whatever was coming.

Almost without warning the helicopter appeared just beyond the outer wall of the compound and swept past in a wide arc, climbed a bit, then slowed to a hover directly overhead and gradually came down. As the gear came down to about head-height everything disappeared in a cloud of dust. It always happened this way, but that didn’t make him feel any better about it. Anything that blocked his visibility was becoming a problem for him, and this particular scenario was particularly bothersome. As the dust settled, three men stepped off the helicopter. Two of them approached him, and the third moved towards Lowry.

“Major Harwood,” the Colonel said, extending his hand with the greeting.

“Sir,” Jim answered, shaking his boss’s hand.

“Do you have a place we can talk for a minute?”

Standing next to the Colonel was a chaplain he’d never met before. A Colonel with a chaplain in tow was a bad thing that had only occurred once before when Warlock and Monkey died. Immediately Jim began to steel himself for news that Mutt had succumbed to his injuries as well. The team didn’t need this right now.

“We can send everyone out of the ready room if we need to, but there isn’t really anywhere that will be private,” Jim said. “Even if there were, there aren’t any secrets with much of a lifespan around here.”

Apparently the Boss didn’t plan on staying long, otherwise the pilot would have started shutting down by now. As they turned to walk that direction and escape the noise of the still idling helicopter, the third man said something to Lowry who then directed several of the men to unload a few bags.

“I can’t stay. A major dust storm is only a few clicks away and inbound. Once it hits, we’ll be grounded for a while.”

Jim nodded acknowledgment and glanced over to where the third passenger was talking with his team.

“Specialist Maples’ replacement,” the Colonel said, answering the slient question. “Most of your team already know him from Bragg. He’ll fit right in.”

“Mutt will be hard to replace,” Jim said. He was waiting for the bad news, and decided to push the point rather than wait for the boss to get around to it. “Have you heard how he’s doing?”

“He made it alive to Landstuhl,” the Colonel said sadly, “but I don’t know any more than that.”

So this wasn’t about mutt… and it left Jim wondering what else this could be about. The Colonel didn’t wait long to relieve him of his curiosity. As soon as the door to the ready room closed behind them, hushing the worst of the noise, the Colonel half sat, half leaned against a table and asked Jim to sit down.

“Jim, we got word a little over an hour ago through the Red Cross. Leslie and Lilly were killed by a drunk driver last night outside Shiprock New Mexico.”

An explosion a few yards in front of the truck blew a large crater in the road and threw an enormous amount of dirt into the air. The driver, unsure how to get past the hole, slowed to a halt.

“Don’t stop now!” Jim shouted, but the driver never heard him.

Satan’s Laugh – Part 1

Packing Up

He sat on the edge of his cot, rifling through the papers that had been collecting in the small corner of the hooch he used as an office. Reports, maps, dossiers, printed emails… worthless – all of it. As he worked through a drawer full of folders, only glancing at one after another before adding the contents to a growing pile, he paused on a rather thin one and pulled out the few papers that were inside. These he would keep, nothing else. Setting them aside, he grabbed the rest in single motion and threw them down on the discard pile without inspecting the contents. He felt an intense desire to burn the few he’d held back, but they were necessary until he had processed out of country. He looked again at the pile of discarded work and picked up a memorandum peaking out of the folder on top. He held it up, staring at it briefly before crushing it in one hand with all the violence and malice he could muster, his forearm and fist trembling with the exertion.


“Major Harwood,” SSgt Meyers said, standing on her tip-toes so she could just peak over the cubical wall.

“Yeah?” Jim asked without looking away from the report he was desperately trying to finish before calling it a day. He had been staying late for the last week in order to wrap this project up. It was his first formal product since checking into the unit, and he wanted it to make a good impression. The thought of it hanging over his head for a three-day weekend was too much to bear, so it had to be done this afternoon. He had also promised Leslie that he was hers for the full three days, starting with dinner at her favorite restaurant later that night.

“The Colonel needs to see you.”

“Coming,” he said, saving his work and simultaneously standing and stretching his back. “I probably need to step away from this for a minute anyway.”

He followed her to the Colonel’s office. The boss, standing in the doorway waiting, motioned for him to enter and gently pushed the door shut with his foot after they had both crossed the threshold. The grim look on the Colonel’s face didn’t bode well for Jim, but racking his brain didn’t result in anything that could explain this unusual interview.

“I debated holding off until after the weekend,” the Colonel started, “but I think you’ll need all the time you can manage.”

Jim stared blankly, trying to figure out what on earth he’d need the weekend for that could possibly involve the boss. All he could manage was a quizzical “Sir?”

“You’ve been tapped for a short-notice deployment. Came down this afternoon.”

Jim felt the weight of every book, plaque, trinket, piece of furniture, and other movable object in the office come crushing down on his heart and lungs. He’d been non-deployable for years due to the nature of his previous assignments, and knew that he was due. However, he had hoped for a bit more than the minimum 45 days on-station prescribed by policy. They’d only just found and moved into a rental that Friday and boxes were still stacked everywhere waiting to be unpacked.

“You’ve got two weeks until you need to report for pre-deployment training,” the Colonel said as he handed Jim a manila folder that apparently contained information about the deployment. “Don’t bother with any more work here. Get going with outprocessing and spend the rest of the time with your family.”

“Yes sir. I’ll start making arrangements,” was all the reply he could muster.

He turned and left the office, walked back to his desk and flipped through the paperwork. Checklists, training requirements and dates, and a letter from the CENTCOM J3. As was his custom, he glanced at the letter in it’s entirety looking for anything significant in the structure. Immediately a few features caught his eye. First, it was a scan of another document. The general had personally lined through the traditional introductory “Major Harwood” and written “Dear Jim” in ink above it. This kind of personal touch was usually reserved for congratulatory notes on birthdays and such. It was also wet-signed in blue ink and dated by hand with the same pen only the day prior. This was a rather marked deviation from the much more ubiquitous and impersonal digital signature the DoD had been adopting for everything.

This whole thing felt funny. As far as he’d ever seen, deployment taskings didn’t come in a manila folder, generally requested a generic capability instead of targeting any specific individual, and weren’t lavished with personal attention from one of the busiest generals in the DoD. He turned back to the papers that described the scheduled training and started scanning the familiar format looking for the few bits of real information buried in bureaucratic formality. Defensive driving, two different urban combat and small-team tactics schools, three months at DLI learning Arabic, SERE training. This list was significant and disturbing given his background and the associated role guys like him typically played in a combat environment.

Having completed this exercise, he returned to the letter and read through its contents carefully. It described an experimental program designed to break down Al Qaida by embedding analysts like him with special operations teams. It was supposed to shorten the analysis timelines and get inside the enemy’s OODA-loop – there was a term he hadn’t heard in a while… “Observe, Oreint, Decide, Act.” Whoever wrote this was clearly somewhat long in the tooth. Boyd’s work hadn’t been all that popular in military culture for years. In fact, the last time he’d seen that term he was still in ROTC. This brain-child may actually have come from the general himself.

He had been individually selected for this assignment, the note said, because of his experience and demonstrated prowess at tracking and analyzing the clan structure and tribal alliances in the specific region where he was being assigned. That meant Iraq, almost certainly Al Anbar, and probably Ramadi. There weren’t any worse places at the moment. If there was going to be a major firefight and significant casualties on any given day, the odds were pretty good it would be there.

He had spent the last five years since 9/11 becoming the Defense Intelligence Agency’s top expert on the people of that region, and had made a name for himself almost by accident. He was supposed to be a Korea expert when he checked into his unit, but there wasn’t much new to do on that front so he’d branched out to keep himself entertained. When the Pentagon began seriously prepping for the invasion he had been asked to present some of his analysis to a small group. One of those in the room at the time owned the signature on this letter. He’d been specifically tasked, by name, by someone almost nobody could refuse.

While this information explained why the Boss hadn’t tried to reclama and keep him home a little longer, it really didn’t make him feel any better. He was going to leave his wife and daughter to fend for themselves for almost six months of training followed by another six months of deployment. The previous year had left them all fragile, and now, when things had finally begun to settle down, he would be leaving them alone in a new city far away from friends, family, and help. Why couldn’t they have at least told him before they moved? He could have left them in Virginia where they had a functioning support network.

The extensive list of pre-deployment training was highly unusual too. Staff weenies working in Qatar or even Baghdad and Ramadi didn’t need that kind of training. He briefly toyed with the idea of hiding the nature of the deployment from Leslie under the formalism offered him by the “data masked” location, but he quickly put that thought aside. He knew she needed to know the full truth, and would find out eventually regardless. However, knowing he had to tell her wasn’t enough to guide him on how to do it. How could he break this kind of news to her given what they’d just been through? He dropped the folder on his desk and walked dejectedly out of the office.


Surveying the pile of paper, he realized that everything he’d been working on for the last four months existed digitally now. Paper was pointless. Even in digital form, he was convinced, its value was questionable. Yet these white ghosts bleeding with black and blue ink had been piling up since he got here. White ghosts were his business, but he had come to realize that they were absolutely irrelevant. He grabbed the whole stack and walked it outside to the already lit burn barrel and threw it in. As the papers on the outside layer charred and began curling in the flames, he caught sight of one paper underneath he hadn’t intended to include. It was a simple sheet of copy paper, but instead of toner from the printer or ink from his pen it was decorated with crayon.

In a silent panic, he plunged his hand into the barrel and retrieved the errant piece of paper, dropped it on the ground, and quickly but carefully pushed sand over it with the toe of his boot to extinguish the flames that were curling the blackened edges. Retrieving the paper from the sand, he looked at the damaged artwork and raged within himself over his lack of attention and the near loss of so precious an artifact.


“Hey Boss, we’re done unloading. Mail came in too.”

“Anything interesting?” Leslie had told him she had sent a care package a few weeks ago, but he’d almost given up on ever getting it. Deliveries to these small outposts could be erratic at times.

“Not for me, but looks like yours is here,” he said, tossing the package to Jim before ducking out to let him open it alone.

He paused for a few moments, looking closely at the curved and neat handwriting on the label. He sniffed the box, hoping without reason to smell something other than the world around him. Having completed these rituals, he pulled a pocket knife and carefully sliced through the packing tape. He set the knife down and gently unfolded the cardboard flaps to expose the inside. On the top of the open box sat an envelope that was decorated with large hand-drawn and lop-sided hearts and addressed in purple crayon by an unmistakable and very young hand. He’d start there. He again picked up the knife and inserted its blade into the envelope, cutting a clean slice down its spine. As he lifted the enclosed paper free of its wrapper, a ridiculous amount of red, sliver, and pink glitter spilled out, covering both his uniform and the floor of his hooch.

Shrugging off the almost impossible to clean up mess, he turned to the letter. The team would never let him live down the glitter no matter how hard he tried to clean it off, so why bother? On the front of the paper was a highly embellished stick figure unicorn, what looked like a smiling dog – probably their German shepherd Lola – and several brightly colored butterflies framing a few words written in a rainbow mixture of crayons – “Dad, I love you. Please don’t die.”

He initially grinned at the simplicity of a six year old, then turned the paper over to read the few lines penned much more neatly on the back. “The magic of the unicorn is supposed to keep you safe, and Lola is there to protect you. The butterflies are just because they’re pretty.” Before looking at the rest of the package contents, he walked to the wall of his hooch and hung the paper proudly on the wall. Standing there looking at his new protectors, it sank in just how much was contained in that simple picture. Sammie was worried. She knew he was in danger, and didn’t know how else to express it other than to call on the only magic she understood. How do you console a child who barely knows how to share their grief and anxiety? Plumbing his feelings and experiences, he came up dry; so he turned to Leslie’s letter hoping for something else to brighten his day.

His hands trembling with a mixture of eagerness and fear, he opened the envelope and began to read. In the opening passages Leslie included the traditional declarations of love and longing. It always made Jim smile to read these. She was a marvelous woman, and he missed her intensely. She then addressed typical business items like doctors appointments, activities at church, and news from family members. His spirits started to droop as he realized what wasn’t included. It didn’t look like it would be included. He read on hoping he was wrong until coming to the end without satisfaction. She had said nothing about how she was doing. Nothing about how she was adapting. Nothing about how she felt beyond wanting him to return home safely. The nothing spoke volumes.


Jim looked at the pile of uniforms and other stuff now piled on his cot, contemplating just stuffing them randomly into the duffel bag instead of neatly folding and organizing them. They all would be trashed when he got home anyway, and he wasn’t all that sure why it made sense to drag them that far. None of that mattered, though. After briefly stuffing a few items haphazardly into the bag, he reversed course and decided it would be easier to get everything in if it were neatly done. He then emptied the bag and mechanically folded and packed each item.

Fumbling blindly in the desk drawer near his cot, he pulled out his padlock, folded each of the grommets around bag’s opening over the metal fastening loop, and latched the lock through the loop to keep it all together. That was the last of the packing. He stood slowly and stepped back to contemplate the result. The strip of duct tape inscribed with his last name in permanent marker was still there from the last time he had packed this particular bag months ago. In fact, if it weren’t for wear and tear on the contents, he wasn’t sure there would be a distinguishable difference between this bag and the one he carried when he left home.


“Major, welcome to COP Nowhere!” CW2 Warwick shouted over the roar of the rotor wash and turbine noise as he picked up the decidedly new duffel Jim had kicked out of the helicopter. Jim had been able to see Warwick as they approached the landing zone right up to the point where the open door was filled with flying dust. Warwick had been standing with his M4 hanging vertically in the center of his chest from a sling, his bare arms folded across his chest and the palm of one gloved hand resting on the butt of his rifle. He was positioned just off to the side of the improvised helipad with goggles covering his eyes and the remainder of his face covered by a tan and black Keffiyeh. Jim wasn’t sure how the pilot had any idea what was below or around him, even less idea how Warwick had been able to see enough to approach the helicopter. It made him nervous to ever get back into a helicopter in this barren desert. Somehow Warwick had navigated through that dust, and he was at the door by the time things settled enough to see more than a few inches.

“Mr. Warwick, good to be here,” Jim lied.

“I go by Warlock. You’ll find everyone here uses a call sign. You’ll earn one too, soon enough…”

The two stepped to the side, silently acknowledging that any further conversation would be best suited for after the delivery bird left. Immediately, a crew of six men from the outpost rushed to the helicopter, forming a bucket brigade and quickly unloading the weekly supplies along with Jim’s gear. Within five minutes, everything was piled up a few meters away and covered with a tarp.

“Sir, you might want to turn around before he powers up,” Warwick shouted when the crew was done unloading. “You don’t have the right kind of protection on, and it wouldn’t do to evac you on your first day because you got sand in your eyes.”

Jim turned around, and right on queue the pilot powered up. Sand with characteristics identical to materials ranging from talcum powder to pea gravel began to pelt him from every direction, completely filling every exposed bodily orifice almost instantly. He instinctively buried his head in his arms and took a knee with his back to the now quickly rising helicopter in an effort to protect himself. Then, as the rotor wash faded away, Jim stood and turned to watch the green shape climb to altitude and turn back to the main base, abandoning him in this hell-hole far from all comforts and most help.


He looked around the hooch, scanning for anything he had forgotten… anything he actually wanted or was required to return. His bags were packed and had already been loaded on one of the trucks, but he couldn’t quite convince himself he wasn’t leaving something behind. He looked under and behind the few pieces of furniture. Nothing. There wasn’t really anywhere else to look, but he kept scanning back and forth trying to be sure.

“Sir,” Killroy said, sticking his head in the door and grabbing the duffel, “let me take this to the truck.”

“Oh… yeah,” Jim said, “Thanks.” He hadn’t heard the normally boisterous hothead approach. Either he hadn’t been listening or Killroy was being uncharacteristically quiet. He turned and followed the young Sergeant as he walked over to where the convoy trucks were staged.

As they were crossing the compound an explosion shook the area immediately outside the sand-filled barrier directly across from them. This was followed by a dull thud from off in the distance to their left. A mortar, apparently, fired from somewhere relatively close. Neither man reacted much, but continued what they were doing as if they were completely oblivious to the sound other than a sideways glance at each other and a slightly raised eyebrow from Killroy.

With a half-grin, Killroy silently counted backwards from five on his fingers. Before he had folded the last finger into a fist, there was a short whistle and a much louder thud – counter-battery fire from the artillery unit nearby. Five more followed in quick succession. For the life of him, Jim couldn’t figure out why anyone would lob a mortar anywhere near the FOB. The futility of doing something you knew was likely to result in your corpse being picked up with a vacuum or a spatula (if at all) didn’t seem to register for the seemingly infinite supply of gullible young men who had been manipulated into believing it was Allah’s will that they be liquefied by the US Army. What a waste.

“This round’s only worth a chuckle,” Killroy said matter-of-factly.

“Par for the course,” Jim answered flatly. “Hopefully today’s comedy doesn’t make the old’un break out into a full laugh again until after we make it back inside the wire.”

Killroy nodded agreement and shifted his course towards the trucks.

“Tell the drivers I’ll be ready in a few,” Jim said as he turned towards the ready room. He had a few things to do before they could depart. Killroy nodded, but didn’t say anything.


“Dinner’s ready,” Mutt sang out as he walked through the ready room tossing MREs out of the case in his hands, each one landing expertly in front of whoever it was intended for.

One by one, the team slit open the heavy plastic envelope of food and started inspecting the contents. Jim’s was a ham and egg omelet, his least favorite. In fact, that particular menu item was so despised that nobody even bothered asking for a trade when they got stuck with it. You just knew that whoever drew that particular honor was stuck with it. About the best you could hope for was that someone would be kind enough to donate an extra ration of Tobasco to cover the flavor. You couldn’t do anything about the texture except warm it up, and that was rarely worth the work. Maybe he’d do without the main entré tonight and satisfy himself with the crackers and other such stuff.

Suddenly a crashing, whizzing sound tore through the air, followed immediately by the bang of an explosion. A mortar had landed just outside and shrapnel had torn through one wall, shattered one of the fluorescent light fixtures, and stuck in an opposite wall. Jim dove to the ground and covered his head with his arms, waiting for further impacts. He heard additional thuds of distant explosions, then silence. Nothing else came near. After what felt like an eternity of quiet, he peeked out from under his arms to see the entire team still sitting or standing upright and watching him silently.

“If you hear it,” Warlock said calmly, walking to the wall and using the pommel of his knife to knock a two inch piece of hot jagged metal loose, “it’s nothing to worry about.”

“They never lob more than one at a time,” someone called Monkey added, “because that would take the odds of surviving the payback from bad to zero.”

“Finish your food,” Warlock directed to the room in general before turning back to concentrate on eating his own.


“Sir,” K9 said with a light touch on his shoulder. Staff Sergeant Kelnhoffer was a mountain of a man who could fill a room without saying anything, and when his physical presence combined with his voice it tested any safety margins engineers may have put into the walls and ceiling. But here he was gentle in a way that might have stirred ideas of a giant silver-back gorilla caring for one its young. Might have, that is, if anyone had been aware enough to notice. Jim wasn’t. He barely stirred at the touch while staring blankly at the doorway in the opposite wall. The doorway that opened up to the outside. The doorway through which he would walk for the last time in just a few minutes.

“Gear’s on the truck except this,” K9 continued, gesturing to the pile of battle rattle belonging to the boss. “Convoy’s all geared up and ready to roll. Killroy, Cooter, and I will be going with you as far as the green zone to set up logistics for the swap-out. We’ll come back on the supply bird tomorrow if they can get airborne. Otherwise, another convoy is scheduled to COP Grant in a few days and the guys here can come pick us up there.” All he got in acknowledgment was a nod.


“SPC Maples,” Jim started, extending his hand for a handshake.

“Everyone here just calls me Mutt, sir,” he interrupted. “It makes it easier.”

“Alright, Mutt, got a minute to show me around?”

“Not much to show, sir,” Mutt offered by way of explanation. “You seen pretty much everything already walking across the vehicle yard. We do pretty much everything here in the ready room and some of the hooches. Follow me, and I’ll show you yours. Some of the team are already unloading your gear into it. They built up the buildings about a month ago and took down the tents, so there’s at least that… the tents were a real bitch. Didn’t even try to keep the sand out, not to mention the scorpions.”

Mutt turned to go out the door with his new boss in tow, but didn’t make it far.

“Have a plan to kill everyone you meet,” Jim said aloud as he read the hand-painted four inch tall blazing red letters above the door.

“Borrowed that one from Mad Dog Mattis,” Mutt explained proudly. “Not sure who actually painted it though. Used to have a sign when we were in tents, but pretty sure one of the Red Horse team building the palace here lifted it when we weren’t lookin.”

“Seems a little harsh,” Jim said mostly to himself, but loudly enough Mutt felt the need to explain further.

“Nah,” he said with a shrug as he shouldered through the door into the blistering heat and blinding sun, “we steal stuff from them all the time. I guess it was only fair.”


Jim peeled his eyes away from the door. How many times had he crossed under those words, rifle in hand and weighed down with gear, on his way to pick through and analyze the shattered remnants of someone else’s life. It’s funny, he thought to himself, how quickly the people whose things he picked over became something less than human. They were objectives. One objective led to three or four more. Those objectives, dealt with according to custom, generally led to more. That’s how the game was played. Played on a giant chess board that used to be a large province. Played only with pawns, and under control of kings and queens who were far from the action.

Jim stood and walked over to where a large laminated map was hanging from some nails driven into the plywood walls. This map had been pristine when he had first hung it here. Now it was almost completely covered in red or black exes, many of them clustered closely together in a few hot-spots. It didn’t look much like a chessboard, but then again, the rules they played by didn’t look much like chess.

“You got a bunch of them, didn’t you?” CW2 Lowry, Warlock’s replacement, said quietly. He had come in unnoticed and was standing just behind and slightly to his right.

Lowry, who went by Cooter, had come in early when Warwick had been evacuated. He was originally scheduled to come in with a complete team to replace the COP’s veterans in just under a month. The powers that be, noticing the high success rate of this small outpost, opted to use the excuse to enable a longer hand-off period and sent the new team lead in early.

“Doesn’t matter, though, does it Cooter?”

“What do you mean? You took down all those bad guys. That matters,” Cooter said trying to sound encouraging.

“Yes. I suppose it does,” Jim said tiredly, “but I’m pretty sure we created almost as many as we got rid of. Maybe more. Such a waste.”

“They keep makin ’em, we’ll keep takin ’em,” Cooter said, trying to be helpful. He had only arrived on station a month ago, and didn’t seem to understand what Jim meant.

“I’m glad you understand it that way. The team needs that,” Jim said with a sense of finality in is voice.

“They told me the other day that your replacement washed out of training. Got hurt.”

“Hmph…”

“I was planning on having a few months at least for you to train me. Now I lose even that,” Cooter said sorrowfully.

Jim struggled within himself to keep from telling the new guy how selfish and irrelevant that point was given the circumstances. It’s not like things here had turned out like he’d planned. In fact, if he’d been given the choice of going home under the current conditions or staying here, he’d have stayed here until hell froze over. He made a conscious effort to unclench his fists and stretched out his arm, placing the tip of his index finger on a single red ex piled on top of four black ones. “This was the first,” he said, but didn’t say more.


Warwick had the newly printed and laminated map spread on the table in front of them. On the map were a series of grease pencil marks indicating both the objective and planned ingress and egress routes.

“Another team over in Ramadi id’d this one a few hours ago. They called in saying it promised to be honey hole,” Warwick said with a grin.

“Don’t get too excited Warlock,” Jim said, struggling to suppress a yawn. He’d only fallen asleep an hour ago, and the mission wasn’t real enough yet for adrenaline to compensate. “Do we know anything else about it?”

“Not much, sir. The area has been pretty quiet. Word from Brigade is that patrols have only encountered the occasional pot-shot. Should be a pretty good place to get your feet wet.”

“You worried about me?”

“Sir, no offense, sir,” Warwick said bluntly, “but you’ve already got three strikes against you. First, you’re not an operator. I’ve never seen one of your type who couldn’t get into serious trouble when surrounded by a squad of my brothers.”

“Your team is anything but ordinary from what I understand, and I know enough to not let my ego get in the way of you doing your job. I’m here to take advantage of what your team can provide… not to run your team.”

“You might not actively try, but it’ll take time for you to make good on that promise. Besides, you’re still a Major,” he said somewhat apologetically and with a hint of warning in his voice. “Second,” Warlock continued, “you’re intel. There ain’t any desks or power point slides out where we go.”

Jim grimaced, but didn’t say anything.

“And third, you’re Air Force. If the Army does a bad job training management for this kind of work, I have serious doubts about anyone else doing better. Three weeks of pre-deployment training ain’t going to count for squat out here.”

Jim wanted to be angry, but this was exactly the kind of open feedback he’d told Warwick he expected. Experienced operators like him tended to overlook many of the traditional customs and courtesies in favor of avoiding an untimely death, and it wouldn’t really change anything to tell him the training had been more like six months when all was said and done. It didn’t hurt his decision calculus that his survival depended pretty directly on Warwick. A flat “thanks for the vote of confidence,” was all the reply Jim offered.

“Well, sir, keep your eyes open, mouth shut, and ears tuned-in when we’re outside the wire and you’ll do fine. Should we call in the crew and get ’em spun up?”

“Yeah. We need to get on this one before word gets out and the cleanup crew arrives.”

Warwick stepped out of the ready room to rally everyone, leaving him alone with his thoughts. Warwick was crusty. He’d been here four months for this tour, and already had four other tours in this god-forsaken country under his belt. He knew what he was doing, and had long ago lost the ability to be political or polite when it came to getting a job done and coming out alive. There was no way to misinterpret anything that ever crossed his mind or lips. He knew Warwick meant what he said in the kindest possible way, but it stung a little to admit that he was almost certainly the biggest liability on the mission.

Aside from the quick tour by Mutt, he hadn’t had much time with any of the team other than Warwick who seemed somewhat irritated at having to relinquish his position – especially to an outsider. That said, Warwick had dutifully handed over the reigns and provided an exhaustive in-brief earlier in the day. He couldn’t help but wonder how many of the anxious looks he had been intercepting from the team, especially the more experienced ones, were due to their distrust of how he would handle himself in a firefight. Moments later, Warwick returned with the full team who all circled the map, focusing intensely on the objective and instantly beginning their individual analysis of the situation as Warwick briefed them on the details.


Jim shook himself, blinking his eyes hard to pull his focus free, and looked wearily at the pile of dirty body armor and other battle rattle on the table. He wasn’t all that convinced it would be worth the work to button up. Would it be all that bad, he thought to himself, to just get it over with quickly if something went wrong?

He checked himself. He’d told himself over and over again not to let those kinds of thoughts creep back into his mind, but his success rate seemed to strongly favor his unseen opponent. It was a tenacious beast that had been growing stronger for a while now, and had made a habit of rearing its unwelcome and ugly head more and more frequently.

He picked up the plate carrier and held it out at arms-length from him. It’s familiar smell made him nauseous. Months of sweat, sand, dust, dirt, blood, and all the other contaminants endemic to a destroyed city in a war zone permeated everything in spite of vigorous attempts to clean it all off. No matter how hard he scrubbed, some of the stains were still there, visible or not. All the scrubbing had done was to wear the fabric covers threadbare in spots. A few in particular seemed to have been indelibly marked against any means of removal.


“Wolfpack one, wolfpack two,” the radio crackled in his ear. It had felt like an eternity since they had gone in. Hearing Warlock call him without having heard gunfire was an inexpressible relief. It meant they had been a nasty surprise rather than encountering one.

“One,” he answered tersely.

“Objective secure. Come work your magic.”

“Copy. Headed in.”

“All clear, sir,” the gunner in the turret called down. “Entrance is three meters, right side. Can’t miss it.”

Jim grabbed his rifle and ducked out of the truck with two more of his team and an interpreter close behind, leaving the drivers and gunners in the four trucks behind in case the team needed to make a hasty egress. Somewhere just out of sight there were half a dozen of his men who had been the first out of the trucks when they had halted. He couldn’t see any of them, but was infinitely glad they were there.

The door to the building, what was left of it at least, was leaning haphazardly against the shattered door jamb. Apparently the breaching team had opted for shaped charges on the hinges and latch instead of just kicking it in. As he looked at the splintered wood, he couldn’t help but wonder if it had even been locked. This thought didn’t last long, however. There was a mission to accomplish, and it had nothing to do with the door. He entered the small dark space, scanning it through the still uncomfortable green glow of night vision goggles. It was empty except for his two protectors. He stepped forward into the darkness, but a dull pain in his chest made him realize he had been holding his breath. He consciously started to take a slow, deep, breath, but the pungent residue of explosives hanging in the air seemed to sear his lungs and triggered an involuntary cough.

“Don’t worry about that sir. You’ll get used to it,” the young soldier in front of him said as he deliberately worked his way forward into a long narrow hallway, checking each connected room as he went. “I kinda like it now. Smells like work.”

“Don’t listen to him, sir,” countered the other soldier keeping watch behind them as they moved forward, “Monkey just likes blowing stuff up. I still hate that smell.”

“I’ll take your word for it,” Jim grunted. He didn’t like having to search through the labyrinth of rooms in this unusually large building, it was making him uncomfortable. He keyed the mic on his radio, “Wolfpack two, wolfpack one.”

“Two.”

“We’re in, but don’t see you,”

“Last door, up the stairs. Building’s clear.”

“Copy.”

The three moved swiftly to where the rest of the team was waiting. A dim light from an infra-red glow-stick cast grotesque shadows into the corners and over the faces of everyone there. The entry team was spread around the room with two watching out the windows, two watching the door, and two more towering over a collection of hooded and flexi-cuffed people.

“Warlock, can we get some light in here?” he asked. Watching the world through NVGs was disorienting, and with the combination of anxiety and sleep deprivation he was near enough to puking without adding anything else. They needed to come off.

“Monkey, find a light,” Warwick commanded.

A moment later the light from a single bare and dim light bulb completely washed out his NVGs. He flipped them up out of the way and scanned the room with his natural eyes. He wouldn’t have believed it possible, but the green scene in his NVGs was less disturbing than the shadows and darkness he saw all around him. Against one wall was a low table stacked with a jumble of large plastic containers and seemingly random scientific equipment. Against the opposite wall were a number of sleeping mats with blankets randomly scattered around. Apparently the captives had been asleep prior to the team’s arrival – just like planned. Other than these features, the room was barren.

There was nothing hanging from the mud brick walls. Nothing covering the rough planking of the floor. Nothing but the single light bulb hanging from the ceiling. For the life of him, he couldn’t figure out what the place had originally been intended for. Perhaps some kind of apartment building, or maybe a feeble attempt at an office building back before the city had descended into chaos. Whatever it had been, it wasn’t that anymore. Like everything else he had seen, it had first been stripped of anything useful, then co-opted into the fight.

Jim moved over to the chemistry set and poured over its contents. It was just a simple IED factory. Nothing sexy. The intel must have been over-played. The smell of diesel and nitrate fertilizer hanging in the air was all the evidence he needed to know what this crew had been up to.

“Grab everything with wires that isn’t already attached to a container. Leave those ones to Warlock,” Jim commanded. “Keep your eyes peeled for shaped charges, or even plain copper discs. Anything paper goes too. Keep your gloves on, and bag everything so we don’t lose any finger prints.”

“What about all the chemicals?” Gomer asked.

“Just fuel and fertilizer. Nothing to worry about unless we get stupid, and not much we’ll learn about them we can’t get from the photos.” Jim paused here and thought for a moment.

“Monkey,” he continued, “this place needs to have an industrial accident when we leave. We can’t haul all this crap with us, and we can’t leave it here. Make sure the place is empty and torch it off.”

Immediately, two of the team started photographing the workbench and methodically collecting the items he had asked for, while Monkey went down to the trucks to collect what he needed for the fireworks show.

“Alright, let’s see who our little chemists are,” Jim said to nobody in particular. He moved to the nearest one and pulled off the hood. A pair of terrified looking brown eyes looked back up at him. She couldn’t have been more than twelve. Maybe fourteen if she was of the petite persuasion.

The interpreter stepped to Jim’s shoulder, ready to be of use.

“Ask her what clan,” Jim commanded. The interpreter complied, and Jim stood silently watching while the translator worked.

“She says she was brought here from Yemen as a laborer, and that she doesn’t know anyone locally. She says the ties binding her hands are hurting badly begs you to loosen them.”

“Go ahead and loosen them,” Jim said. The interpreter immediately moved to comply.

Warwick, who had been working over the chemistry set, stopped what he was doing, turned, and just managed to bark a loud “Sir!” when the girl leaped up with a knife in hand that she had apparently been hiding under her long black dress. She lunged at Jim, but Gomer, who had been down on one knee a few feet away inspecting what looked like a remote-control module, turned instinctively when Warlock shouted, raised his rifle, and released a three round burst. At least one of the rounds caught the girl in the back just below the last rib on her left side. It exploded out of her right side just below the breast, leaving a gaping hole and splattering both the wall and Jim with bits of blood and lung. She dropped the knife and collapsed on the floor within a foot of Jim’s feet. Bright pink foam was starting to leak from the corners of her mouth and from the exit wound as she tried to speak.

“She prays,” the interpreter said matter-of-factly, wrinkling his nose at the smell of fresh blood that was beginning to mingle with the smell of burnt gunpowder. All Jim heard was the ringing in his ears and the beating of his heart, but he understood what the interpreter meant.

“What the fuck did you do that for?” Warwick screamed loud enough that it pierced through the ringing. A stream of uninterrupted profanity and reprimands for being an incompetent desk pilot son of a bitch officer filled most of the next several minutes while the rest of the team methodically identified and photographed the rest of the prisoners and collected evidence. “The next time you even think about risking my team like that Gomer’ll let the little whore cut you! Nobody here is innocent! You get that! NOBODY! We find a six year old kid in a place like this, they’re a killer no different than Haji Abdulla, and we treat them accordingly.”

“The old man is laughing again,” Gomer said to himself, but loud enough that Jim heard. It didn’t make any sense. Neither he nor Warwick were laughing, and there weren’t any men over twenty among the captives.

Jim looked down at those brown eyes as they rolled uncontrolled in the young woman’s head. Most of her internal organs had been devastated by the tumbling bullet, but it still took several minutes before she stopped struggling to breathe. The metallic taste of blood filled his mouth and nose, and he could feel the progress of a drip of sticky hot liquid as gravity slowly pulled it down his forehead. The nausea got the better of him, and he involuntarily puked all over the dying girl.


Jim retched as he pulled on the vest. It had been an involuntary part of the routine for months, and he couldn’t wait to turn the awful equipment back in to supply and be rid of it forever. Thankfully, nothing came up; a consequence of his not having eaten that morning or even the night before. He wasn’t going to go back into the world of men covered in vomit.

He plopped the Kevlar bucket on his head and adjusted the magazine holders and other gear. All told, the load added up to almost sixty pounds, and it had felt oppressively heavy when he first arrived here. However, it was just a matter of course now, and felt about like a heavy blanket draped over him. About the only part of him that registered the weight were a few bulging discs in his back, and he had gotten good at ignoring them with the help of large doses of Ibuprofen. The doctors would probably give him a hard time at his next physical, and his kidneys might never work the same again, but at least he had been able to function.

As he finished the ritual buttoning up, he felt an irrational desire to burn every piece of clothing and equipment he had on. He wanted to watch the flames purify it of all that had been absorbed from this putrid place. But the rules were the rules. He had to wear it for the convoy and turn in everything but the uniforms at his home station. He would definitely burn the uniforms though.

Albuquerque has its Good Points

The brown sort of desert that is Albuquerque isn’t my favorite environment. I miss trees and brush that are even slightly green, and I could happily go the rest of my life without ever running into a cholla cactus again. That said, new Mexico has it’s charms. One of them is quick access to the trails in the Sandia foothills, some of which are within a mile of my front door. The last two Saturday’s in a row, Michael and I have hiked one of them to a large granite formation that looks almost like a dam. This last Saturday, Liz came with.

Access to daylight is important to my well being in the winter, so hikes like this are something of a lifeline.

Michael packed a carrot for his snack. It was 20 degrees when we left, but by the time we stopped and were in the sun it was quite comfortable.
An accidental picture… so flattering. I think I was trying to look at the picture of michael eating his carrot. Anyway, it does show the ridiculously blue skies we get here. That and the amazing sunsets are two of the best things about New Mexico.

It is kind of funny hiking the foothills though. You can hear the dull roar of the city while being completely in the wilderness. That is a little hard to get used to.

TDCS Controller Step 5 – Making Electrodes

I’ve finished the updated design for my TDCS controller, but I’m waiting for a few parts that I didn’t have on-hand and couldn’t strip off of the board that represented my first attempt. Rather than just sit around and wait, I decided to figure out how to make a decent set of electrodes without ordering stuff online.

I used a standard 3.2mm mono-jack to connect the leads, and had intended to build my own cables. However, I don’t have any wire around the house that is suitable for this use. All of it is either way to heavy a gauge, or it’s solid core and stiff. I can either wait for the parts to arrive, or I can improvise. If you know much about me, you know I’m fond of improvising so long as it isn’t unsound. I had a cable from a pair of headphones laying around, and the only difference between a mono jack and stereo headphones is an extra conductor that I can completely ignore.

Headphone wire is well enough for the cable, but breaking out pigtails requires slightly more robust stuff. Again, I didn’t have any wire laying around that was suitable, but I did have an old DC motor I scavenged years ago, and the power leads to it were just right. I clipped those off, soldered and heat-shrinked (is that a word?) them, and soldered on some alligator clips. To make the actual electrodes, I cut two pieces of 14ga solid copper wire (taken from some extra ROMEX wire I had laying around) and coiled it into about a one inch disc.

Stage one of my electrodes for TDCS. The copper coils are 14ga copper from wiring leftover after building a barn out back several years ago.

From what I’ve read, the electrodes can burn you if the current isn’t distributed over a large enough area. Standard practice is to use saline soaked sponges, so I went to the local WalMart to see what was available. All of the sponges I could find in the cleaning isles contained an antimicrobial substance (you can tell because it warns you against use in aquariums). I don’t like the idea of that kind of stuff migrating from the sponge into my head, even though that’s a mostly irrational concern. I kept looking for a sponge that didn’t have that stuff in it. The make-up isle had the answer.

Make-up sponges don’t have antimicrobial stuff on them except for some vitamin E. They are also about the right size. I bought a bag for a dollar and headed home. Using a utility knife, I sliced a pocket inside two of them and inserted the wire coils. After soaking them in salt water, I stacked the two on top of each other and connected them to my first controller design (it generates the right current, it just doesn’t show you it’s working and the safety features won’t work right). The controller reliably produced the correct current through the pads.

To make it easier to distinguish anode from cathode, and to keep the whole thing together, I made small pouches out of red and dark blue material to stick the sponge and electrodes in. While I was rummaging through my wife’s sowing kit, I also grabbed some elastic and velcro to make some bands to hold the pouches in place. Here’s the end result

The electrode sponges fit inside the pouches. Red for Anode, black/dark blue for cathode. I was somewhat limited by the range of fabrics in Liz’s scrap pile. Dampened with saline, the sponge/pouch combination lets plenty of current flow.
I sewed velcro onto a few bands of elastic (no comments on my sewing skills… I’m an engineer, not a seamstress). Two for the head, one for the arm.

Now… I just need those parts to arrive and I can test it. If all goes well, the last step will be to design or buy an enclosure. I haven’t decided yet if I’ll have a friend 3-D print one, or just buy one from the electronics hobby type stores.

TDCS Controller Step 4 – Redesign

An unfortunate outcome of many first attempts is the learning that goes along with failure. My initial design for a TDCS controller had some weaknesses (okay… outright failures). At first, I attempted to fix them on-board by cutting traces and soldering wires to re-route power, or by dead-bugging extra components onto it. However, you can only do so much without having to shift gears and start over. This post is all about the redesign.

The driving force behind the re-design was my inability to make the TSC888 current sensing amplifier work like I wanted. However, I can accomplish the same thing with a simple op-amp. In fact, the LM358 that I used as a voltage comparator can work pretty well, and I have a few extras of those around. The trick with using this kind of set-up is to either reference the current sense voltage to ground, or to build up a differential amplifier. The simplest method I could think of was to put the current sense resistor in the circuit after the load and make it the last component the current flows through on its way towards ground.

The basic current regulator is unchanged. It worked so well, I can’t come up with a reason to change it. With R2 at 68ohms, the regulator (U1) is hard-wired to produce 1mA. When S2 connects iwth R1, the effective feedback resistance generated by connecting R1 and R2 in parallel is 34ohms and results in a 2mA current.

The LM334MX is set for either 1mA or 2mA depending on the position of switch S2

The nature of the LM358 calls for another change. It can have an offset voltage between inputs of several milivolts. With a 10ohm sense resistor like I had in the previous design, each milivolt of offset represents a 10% error at 1mA of current. However, increasing the sense resistor to 100ohms increases the sense voltage by a factor of 10, so a 1mV offset would only represent a 1% error. That’s good enough for me. Adding an extra 100ohms of resistance into the circuit shouldn’t really be an issue for my application.

With a 100ohm sense resistor (R3), I need a gain of 10 to produce 1V output per miliamp. Configuring an LM358 (U3A) for a gain very near 10 with a 91K (R10) and 10K (R9) resistors will replace the TSC888, and do so in a package that is easier to solder. I also added a 1uf capacitor (C1) to the output lead to absorb any transients that might inadvertently trigger the crowbar. I also added a 2.2K output resistor (R14) feeding another 1uf capacitor (C2). The resistor capacitor combination gives a 2.2ms time constant, so it will take about 10ms (5 RC time-constants) to react to changes in the output. This will help to further damp out any transients, but do so quick enough that a failure that result in a relatively high current won’t injure anyone.

R3 is in series with the load resistance (i.e. my head ultimately). The current flows out of the regulator (U1), out through the load resistance, and through R3 to ground. C1 is there to dampen transients at power-up. The LM358 amplifies the voltage by a factor of 10.1 thanks to the feedback resistors (R9 and R10) to produce an output of 1.01V/ma on pin1. R14 and C2 form an additional dampener against transients.

In order to determine if the output current is above 5mA, I can use an op-amp to compare the output of U3A with a 5V reference. However, that means I need a stable reference voltage. Since the supply voltage can vary from about 9V to 24V, I can’t use it directly. I could use a regulator like an LM7805, but there will be very little current drawn from that source so that would be overkill. Instead, I used a simple 2.2K resistor (R8) and 4.8V zener diode (D3) to derive the reference. The 4.8V zener blocks current until the voltage across it reaches the zener voltage (4.8V), at which point it lets current flow. R8 limits the current that can flow through the diode so it doesn’t melt once it starts conducting. I originally wanted a 5V reference, but the 4.8V zener was substantially cheaper than the 5V option and was close enough to meet my needs.

The 5V reference source is derived from a 4.8V zener diode (D3) and a 2.2K resistor (R8)

As before, I used an LM358MX op-amp for the voltage comparator. Each device comes with two op-amps in the package, including the one I used for the current sense amplifier. Ultimately, I need just one more amplifier to sense an over-current condition and trigger the crowbar, but I would also like some status indicators. Since the LM358MX is relatively inexpensive (and I have several extra available) I decided to add another one to the circuit.

The crowbar driver (U4B) is very simple. The inverting input (pin 6) is tied to the 5V reference and the current sense output is tied to the non-inverting input (pin 5). When pin 5 is less than pin six, the output on pin 7 stays low (ground). However, if the output from the current sense circuit exceeds the reference voltage (approximately 4.8mA), the output on pin 7 rises to the supply voltage and triggers the SCR (U2). U2 then latches on and shunts the supply to ground. Once that happens, the fuse (F1) opens up and cuts off power to the whole circuit.

Pin 5 of U4B is tied to the current sense amplifier. A 1V signal on pin five corresponds to a 1mA current through the load. If the current exceeds 5mA, the output of U4B goes high and triggers the SCR (U2), blowing the fuse and cutting power.

For convenience, I want two indicators: one to show when the 2mA setting has been selected, and one to show when the circuit can’t supply at least 1mA. The circuit for status indicators (LEDs) is similar to the crowbar driver, but I use a voltage divider (two resistors) off of the 5V reference to set the threshold voltage. I could have gotten rid of the indicator LEDs, and used one amplifier to run both the crow-bar and for current sensing, but they are cheap and easy to work with, so I opted to add another chip. The voltage divider on U3B set by R11 and R12 set a 1.4V reference on pin 6. If the output of the current sense circuit is above 1.4V (1.4mA output), pin 7 goes high and LED1 turns on. The divider on pin3 of U4A sets a 0.84V refrence. If the current sense voltage drops below 0.84V because the load resistance is too high (like when it’s disconnected) or because the battery has dropped too low, pin 1 goes high and turns on the red LED in LED2 (not shown). R5 and R13 limit the current through the LEDs to keep them from burning out.

U4A lights up the red half of LED2 when the current sense voltage drops below 0.84V to indicate a continuity problem or a low battery. U3B lights up LED1 when the current sense voltage is above 1.4V to indicate the 2mA output is active.

The final change I made from the previous attempt was to add diodes in line with the battery and power jack. If you’re only going to ever run this thing off of one or the other power source, there isn’t a need for the diodes, but if you happen to have a 9V battery plugged in and you connect a 12V power supply, you’ll end up with current flowing from the power supply into the battery. That can result in some nasty stuff. The opposite condition can occur if the battery voltage is higher than the power supply voltage. Two cheap diodes (D1 and D2) are all it takes to prevent that possible outcome.

D1 and D2 prevent current from backflowing if both a battery and power supply happen to be connected. F1 is a 100mA resetable fuse.

So, putting it all together, here’s the end result:

Copyright by Peter Johnson, February 2019 and released under the terms of the Gnu General Public License (GPL). This design comes with no warranty whatsoever, express or implied, for any purpose. It is provided for educational purposes only. Send recommended improvements or polite inquiries to Peter@diligent5.org.

With the new design comes a new board layout (slightly larger, but easier to fabricate at home). The mask sheet containing the photomasks for both the photoresist and the solder mask can be downloaded here. The capacitors are Panasonic outline B, diodes are SOD-123 packaged, resistors are 0804 size, LED1 is 0804 and LED2 is a custom two-color LED footprint. The ICs are all SO8 packaged. The process I use for fabricating boards is described here if you want to try making one for yourself. The .brd and .sch files for Eagle Cad can be downloaded here.

I had to order a few extra parts with the redesign, and am waiting for them to arrive. Once they do, I’ll test the resulting circuit and post the results. Until then, if you make improvements or just decide to build your own, I’d love to hear about it. Leave me a comment below.

The almost completed board. There are a few resistors, capacitors, and diodes that are still on order, and I need to connect the switches. The two vias in the center of the board are reserved for connecting an optional panel-mount voltmeter to display the current.


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