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  • Our Kids Were the Cutest Kids on Halloween!

    Sydney’s class at school had a game where four groups got to wrap someone up like a mummy. Sad to say, Syd’s group was the least organized! It was so funny to watch.
    All I could think was “I know how much toilet paper costs!” At least it wasn’t money just going down the toilet… (puns are terrible)
    Sydney was excited to have wavy hair the day after having French braids.
    Isaac singing along with his preschool “Fall Festival” program. Isaac’s preschool parade.
    Our pumpkins. Opal and Scooby Dooey. The kids named them.
    This is Isaac at our Ward Trunk-or-Treat.
    Sydney is always such a princess.
    I told you my kids were the cutest kids on Halloween! And I obviously have the pictures to prove it!
    “It’s a plane…it’s a blue blob…no, it’s Superman going down a large bouncy slide!”
    I don’t know who decided that it would be a good idea to give snow cones to kids in costume. Sydney spilled red syrup down her dress.
    I wonder if I could write a fairy tale or adventure story/movie script that includes Snow White and Superman. Do you think any major motion picture companies would be willing to buy the script?

    Here is our week in a bullet list:

    • Sydney performed a duo piano piece called “Pretzel Prance” with me at my student recital yesterday. She did an excellent job!
    • Sydney got straight A’s on her report card!
    • Isaac had way too much fun dressing up as Superman. We got some black and white TV episodes of Superman from 1952 starring George Reeves. They are totally hokey but don’t tell Isaac – he loves it!
    • We are reading The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo and then we are going to watch the movie in December when it comes out!
    • I am really liking exclamation points this week!!!
    • Peter managed to be at home most of October – he only had one three-day trip!
    • I went to our ward trunk-or-treat with a pregnant tummy for my costume. I thought most of the women in my ward would know it was a costume… I got a few congratulations and a few remarks along the line of, “that’s a mean joke.” I think it was a perfectly good joke.

    That’s all folks…

  • Our Visit With Peter’s Mom

    While Peter’s mom, Janice, came to visit we decided to take a day trip to Saint Augustine, America’s oldest European Settlement. It’s just 2 hours north of where we live.

    Here Sydney is checking out the dining table in the “oldest” house. The shelf that is hanging from rope was the only food storage space available for fresh produce – everything else would go bad because there are no places to dig cellars in Florida. The shelf also kept rats out of the food that was on it.

    An outdoor kitchen and garden.

    Peter took this nice picture of some pretty flowers. I don’t know what they’re called.




    Isaac, Grandma Johnson (Janice), Sydney, and Liz

    No, I am not pregnant. This shirt just makes it look that way. I am so tired of the maternity looking shirts that are in “fashion.”

    Castillo de San Marcos



    Here are some crazy dudes who think it is fun to dress up in wool in Florida and shoot off canons a few times a day to impress tourists.

    Watch Tower

    And of course, no visitor can come to Florida without a trip to the beach. You’re probably tired of the many pictures of my kids playing at the beach. Sorry no pics of the adults at the beach…


    Isaac made this newspaper hat and telescope in preschool on Columbus Day.

    Here is our week in a bullet list:

    • We have had a nice time with Peter’s mom in town. A couple of friends called me this week while Peter was still out of town and I was at home with my mother-in-law to make sure I was alright. They were surprised to find out that I have no problem hanging out with her. We get along quite well (granted, it did take us a couple of years to figure each other out). It was actually fun to sit and watch Cranford with someone who laughed in the same spots that I did!
    • We watched the new Indiana Jones movie. I’m sorry, I give it just about three stars. It was funny and all, but the whole alien thing just drove me crazy. I don’t like alien movies. Phony.
    • I was just released from my primary calling and called as 1st counselor in the Relief Society. Weird. I recieved several congratulations (for what?) and a few condolences. What say ye?
    • Peter is THE guy in the stake who plays the piano. He is playing for the stake general priesthood meeting tonight. He has a list of seven hymns he can play – they keep asking him if he can play High on a Mountain Top and he keeps telling them that he can play Choose the Right.
    • Our trip to St. Augustine totally rocked! I can’t wait to go back for a real vacation and see some other sites. There are so many more awesome things to do in Florida besides Disney World!
    • The kids have had fun baking cookies with Grandma this afternoon.

    That’s all folks…

    As for last week’s poll, I am planning on voting for McCain/Palin unless you can change my mind. My brother-in-law James spent a couple of days trying to convince me to vote for Obama and I was interested to hear what he said but on my own further research and my original instincts I will be voting for McCain. I have a history of voting bi-partisan.

  • The Rains Came Down and the Floods Came Up

    I thought that we were done getting pounded on by the rain. Apparently I was wrong. This last week we have been pounded again and there was not room in the garage to park my minivan (because of the two torn apart motorcycles that Peter has been working on) so I have been going out in the down pour about six times a day to drive kids to school and pick them up. The drainage ditches in our neighborhood were filled up with rain water and Lake Superior once again took up residence in our back yard. While driving Isaac to preschool one day this week I had to drive down a road that was completely flooded. The next day I couldn’t get the minivan to go into reverse when it was time to take Sydney to school so she got to carpool with some neighbor girls. Peter came home and took care of the problem – apparently the brake pad or something had become rusted from driving through the flooded street.

    Peter was very nice and cleaned out the garage on Thursday night so I got to park the minivan in there for two nights before he started the motorcycle project again. He does not have work tomorrow so hopefully he will be able to finish with one of the motorcycles so we can sell it! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO PARK IN THE GARAGE!!!!! You Utahns don’t know what rain is!!!!!

    After this last week and our experience a few weeks ago with Tropical Storm Hanna I think it is about time I invest in some decent rain jackets and rain boots. What have we been doing all this time without them?

    Peter and I have both been on a reading kick this week meaning that we both had a couple of days that we were terrible parents and got completely nothing done except finishing our long books. Peter finished reading The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas and I finished The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins (check out my Dizzie Lizzie Can Read blog this week for a review – also come check out my new poll and help me decide what to read next!).

    Isaac learned that great rhyming song that goes “Isaac Isaac bo bisaac , banana fana fo fisaac, me my mo misaac, ISAAC” in preschool a couple of weeks ago so both of the kids have been singing it over and over and over and over and over subsitituting all of their friends’ names into it. Would anyone like to adopt a couple of kids for an evening or two? The good thing about it is that Isaac has discovered rhyming and is making some practical connections.

    I ordered a couple of excellent Christmas solo books and have been playing to my hearts (not Peter’s) desire! I just got the DVD Rejoice and Be Merry with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and featuring the Kings Singers. I heard from several people that this had been their favorite Mormon Tab Christmas concert so far so I had really high expectations and although I thought it was really great and I enjoy watching it, it was not my favorite so far (I LOVE the ones featuring Audra McDonald and Sissel). I can’t wait to find out what singer/group will be performing with the choir this Christmas!

    Sydney has been trying to decide what to do for a science project (yes, the 3rd graders are required to participate). So far her choices have been to make a real mummy (yes, this was one she really wanted to do), put flowers in different colors of dyed water and watch the flower petals change colors OR to try putting water in different kinds of cups (plastic, aluminum, etc) to see which kind will keep that water at it’s starting temperature the longest.

    Sydney has a little scientific mind (which she gets from the Johnson side of the family). When I was in the 3rd grade I wrote down on an assignment that when I grew up I wanted to be a beautician or a cashier. I remember my dad’s response to this – “You don’t have to settle for one or the other; you can do both!” (Now imagine that said with the Gardner family sarcastic tone and you’ll get a better picture). Needless to say, we are still trying to help Sydney decide on an interesting project – I assigned Peter to be on the Science Project Committee.

    We are excited that Peter’s mom Janice is coming out to visit this week. Unfortunately Peter will be out of town the first couple of days she is here but I’m pretty sure we can keep ourselves busy. I think that the kids might just have to be “sick” this next Friday so that they can spend some quality time with their Grandma!

    *About the poll for this week – I hope that the single vote for NOT voting in next month’s elections is from my brother who is not old enough to vote yet. Shame on you if it was anyone actually old enough to vote! I am not a huge fan of either Presidential canditate but I do know who I will be voting for – I feel like I have to choose from the best of two evils. There is a Marriage Amendment on the Florida election that is very important to have my vote on (I will be voting in FAVOR of marriage being defined as being between one man and one woman).

    Anyway, that all folks… Sorry no pics this week…

  • Sydney is too smart for her own good…

    I just went upstairs to tuck Sydney in bed. As I walked in, she was busy reading; she looked over at me and said, “I LOVE all of the onomatopoeias in this book!” When was the last time I said that about a book I was reading? Anyone else?

  • Mel and the Pesky Baseball Player came to visit

    Aiden had lots of fun climbing on our stationary bike (which we are trying to get ride of if you want to trade us $50 for it). I had to keep reminding James, “Don’t worry, he’s not going to fall off.”
    Here’s that Pesky uncle James hanging out with the kiddos and the dog. It is so confusing for the kids that they have two Uncles named James (one of my brothers is also named James – and strangely enough it is the rather peskier one).
    Aiden and Isaac at Sea World.
    Peter’s photogenic sister Melanie with her son Aiden waiting for the whale and dolphin show at Sea World.
    Sydney got just a little bit wet.
    Look at those muscles!
    The kids were OK for this picture…
    …but Isaac was not about to be photographed again.
    Some of Sydney’s clay creations.

    Peter’s sister Melanie and her husband James (and their way cute little boy Aiden) came to visit this last week! Peter was still out of town the first two days they were here but we managed just fine without him. James built us a handy digital antenna for our T.V. using instructions from a YouTube tutorial – he just could not go a full week without his sports. And we still haven’t watched any T.V. but I do know that I can watch The Cosby Show at 2:30 PM if I want to. Peter really only watches T.V. when he’s out of town – his treat is to watch the History Channel in his hotel rooms.

    Isaac had fun with Uncle James and was introduced to sports but Sydney kept asking Uncle James to stop talking about sports. I had fun hanging out with Aiden while Melanie and James went on a couple of dates. Aiden is seriously the most easygoing and self-entertaining 16 month old kid I have ever come seen! Our dog spent most of his time outside or in his crate because he kept knocking Aiden over.

    If you have read our family blog long enough you may have noticed that we frequent Sea World even though we are close to all other sorts of amusement parks. The reason is that as Florida residents we buy our tickets once and get to go free the rest of the year so if you come to visit us we will probably go to Sea World with you! I enjoy it more than Disney World because of the shows AND the rides. Sea World’s rides are more fun that Disney World’s (at least the Magic Kingdom).

    This last week I accidentally threw away Peter’s gym bag. I was cleaning out his side of the closet, straightening his shoes out on the floor and picking up clutter. The black gym bag, sitting on top of the mountain of hiking boots and flip flops, looked old and yucky so I thought it was the really old gym bag that Peter replaced a couple of years ago, so being the helpful wifey that I am I got rid of it. Well, as it turns out it was the newer gym bag so Peter will be getting yet another one in a couple of weeks.

    Here are some other highlights from this week:

    • I rearranged the furniture (again). Peter said, “Wow, you lasted about three months longer than I thought you would.” Then I reminded him, “The last time I moved the furniture was just over a month ago before we got the new dog.” Peter said, “Oh.”
    • We’ve been watching general conference. I missed going to the women’s broadcast but thanks to BYU Television I was able to sit and watch it this morning from the comfort of my own couch.
    • While ordering pizza on Friday night, I jokingly said that I was going to order anchovies on our pizza. Much was our surprise when the pizza showed up to our door with anchovies on it. I checked the order and yes, I had ordered anchovy and pineapple pizza (instead of ham and pineapple). I must have had anchovies on the brain. Thankfully the other pizza I ordered was plain pepperoni!
    • Sydney earned straight A’s on her mid term report.
    • I made my yearly large order from Deseret Book and the Distribution Center. I also ordered some new Christmas music! I can’t wait!
    • We found a dresser and a bookcase for Isaac at a yard sale – the total cost – $5.00! I’m not much of a yard sale shopper but I have been looking for a dresser for a while and our neighbors across the street we eager to get ride of one. Isaac had lots of fun dumping his clothes out of his plastic three-drawer Rubbermaid creation and shoving them into his new dresser. Sydney also found many miscellaneous things to buy at the yard sale: a small statue of a dog, four framed pictures of swans, a rug with pictures of horses on it, and a small white curio.
    • Peter has been busy the last couple of days trying to get organized for his new calling. And he did get to sleep in this morning because of General Conference but that won’t be the case next week!

    That’s all I can think of folks…

  • Recital

    Sydney playing Thumper at our ward classical recital on Friday night.
    The latest fashion on the Milan runway – maybe this is why all of the model’s tripped and fell – they couldn’t see where they were going…

    Friday night was our Ward Classical Music Recital that I was in charge of. We had a nice variety of talent – piano solos, singing, clarinet and brass. Sydney played Thumper by Robert D. Vandall and Bells by Jon George. I played a couple of pieces that I performed at a big recital last year – Reflets dans l’eau by Debussy and Etude in G flat Major by Chopin. Other than having to play these pieces on a totally retarded piano, they went fairly well; I didn’t get nervous at all – the etude did not go as well as I would have liked but then I haven’t been able to practice as much as I would like… And yes, mom I will record these this week when Peter gets back in town. I will also record the Brahms Cappricio that you like (after I re-learn it) 🙂Peter’s sister Melanie and her husband James are here to visit for the week. Yeah! I had never been to the Orlando airport before (Peter knows it like the back of his hand) and I was happy that I managed to find them without a hitch. Driving at airports does not rank among my 500 most favorite things to do.

  • Peter cooking with Isaac

    This picture is from a couple of weeks ago before Peter went out of town. Here are my boys doing some male bonding. They made biscuits together. Yummy!

  • Yeah – we’re all done being sick and I need some help with Isaac!

    Sydney and Isaac both had their days with sore throats and fevers this last weekend, but thankfully this nasty bug has left us alone! I was able to go to church yesterday to help the primary children practice music for the primary program that they will be doing next Sunday (Sydney still had a teensy bit of a sore throat so she just sat on a pew in the chapel and colored while the other children practiced).

    I had a very frustrating time with Isaac in sacrament meeting. Of course this happens a lot. Especially. When. Peter. Is. Out. Of. Town. How is that? This is the process: Isaac won’t sit quietly (jumping, hitting, making noise, etc) so I take him in the foyer and hold him in my lap so he can’t move and quietly tell him, “In our family, we sit reverently in the chapel. Please let me know when you are ready to go back in and sit down quietly.” After speaking very rudely to me, he lost the privilege of having his snack – of course, following through with that made my job ever more difficult.

    The last time I took him out (the fourth or fifth time) it was a real struggle. We stayed out in the foyer for the last 30 minutes of sacrament meeting. A couple of times I took him in the relief society room to sit with me – and I did administer two spankings when he head-butted me really hard (It has been about a year since I have spanked Isaac – it just doesn’t work – I’m not doing it again – but I don’t feel bad for doing it and my head still hurts today from the head-butts he gave me). I was nearly in tears but managed to keep it all together. I sat and prayed in my mind while I was holding him and he was fighting so hard to get out and run around. The last few minutes I was able to get him to sit next to me in a large armchair.

    Peter and I have been struggling with teaching Isaac reverence the last three or so years and we have been consistent in taking him out and holding him in our laps and talking to him quietly. We have not yelled at him about this or lost our tempers. I know lots of kids have a hard time sitting quietly but this goes beyond that – he is very aggressive sometimes and fights and fights and fights. I am wondering if anyone has any suggestions. I have searched out a few parenting books but none of them deal specifically with helping a young child learn reverence and how to sit quietly (I will even take semi-quietly) – I have been studying the scriptures and praying for help and I have had moments that I have felt very inspired but nothing seems to be leaving a lasting impression on him.

    And of course after this terrible sacrament meeting (What did the speakers talk about?) I had to go and work with the primary kids for two hours. I took a nap when I got home (while the kids watched a movie) and my lovely friend, Melissa, invited us over for dinner last night. That saved my day!

    He does not exhibit his aggression in preschool or in primary – just at home and in sacrament meeting but I want to get a handle on this now!

    And I figured that most of my friends would probably not want to watch Cranford, but then I have no desire to watch the new Indiana Jones movie or other popular equivalents. So there. All I can say is that Cranford was excellent and the BBC should go on making these movies just for me if needs be!

  • Isaac

    Here are some questions I asked Isaac:

    1. What is your full name? Isaac Johnson
    2. What is your dad’s name? Peter Johnson
    3. What is your mom’s name? Liz Johnson
    4. What is your sister’s name? Synney
    5. What is your favorite color? red and black and green and brown and red
    6. Who should be the next president? President Hinckley
    7. What do you like to do with dad? I like playing Hot Wheels with my dad.
    8. What do you like to do with mom? Play with clay with mom.
    9. What do you want to be when you grow up? Um, a Hot Wheels – NO, I want to watch the Hot Wheels. But I’m not going to grow up to be a Hot Wheel’s driver when I grow up. I just want to be Isaac.
    10. What is your favorite food? Um, Pepperoni and pancakes
    11. What is dad’s favorite thing to wear? Um, his work clothes.
    12. What do you think your future wife’s name will be? I don’t know. Maybe Kong Kong Kang.

  • Ick…

    I’m sick. Sore throat. Headache. Husband leaving tomorrow to go out of town for two weeks. What am I to do? Life goes on. Tomorrow I am going to go to the doctor just to make sure it’s not strep throat – my throat is very sore and swollen (although Motrin seems to help wonderfully) and I do not have any other symptoms of a cold. This morning I had a very difficult time swallowing and I had to stay behind from church.

    The last couple of days have not been exciting – mom in bed (everyone else wondering if she’s really sick or just pretending because mom’s don’t really get sick).

    I misplaced my camera until today so there are no pictures documenting the events of this past week.

    Here are some highlights from this last week:

    • Yesterday morning we attended a 25th anniversary vow renewal ceremony for Peter’s Uncle Ben and Aunt Debbie (they just happen to live here in Melbourne, Florida). It was after getting home from this that I really started feeling unwell.
    • Last Sunday Peter was called to be the ward executive secretary and so he attended his first early morning meetings today (no more sleeping in on Sundays for Peter – hee hee). The kids were able to get a ride to church with our friends Will and Melissa – thanks!
    • Isaac has discovered the joy of playing quietly in his closet. He’s there right now playing Batman and I don’t mind one bit. In the past he has never wanted to play in his room and his very difficult to keep entertained.
    • I bought some new stencils and some clay for the kids. They have been having a lot of fun with the new art supplies!
    • I bought the movies Cranford and Wives and Daughters and they just arrived yesterday – perfect timing! I have been able to enjoy my time while lying down on the couch like a miserable invalid.

    Time to go gurgle some warm salt water…

    That’s all folks…